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Reserved For Emperors

Reserved For EmperorsReserved For Emperors (book)

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Aaron Dietz unleashes his first collection of blogs with over 90 pages of additional commentary! He explains why he is better than you! He tells you how to start an earthquake for free! He organizes your closet!* This book is a regular tour de force!**

* Note: Aaron Dietz does not actually organize your closet; nor does the book.

** If, by "tour," you mean "book," and if by "de force," you mean "for sale."

Aaron Dietz

  • Aboo Gabba Deedoo Alloo

    2009 Dec 07

    I stand up and take my dishes to the kitchen, belly stuffed. “Ho, cha po,” I say. The sweetheart laughs. “I mean really,” I continue. “It’s a good point. Ho cha po!” “That’s true,” she says. “Ho cha po.” She rinses off a plate. “Do you think,” she says, “that someday we will just talk with words that nobody understands?” “I don’t [...]

  • Sometimes Motive is Obvious

    2009 Nov 09

    Worried? Stressed out? Depressed? Don’t just read the book. You have to buy it. Creepy!

  • Let’s play with Referendum 71!

    2009 Oct 21

    Background: Referendum 71 is being voted on in Washington State. If passed, it will allow state-registered domestic partners to receive the same legal rights as those who are married, under Senate Bill 5688. Statement of Partiality: I’m voting for approval of Referendum 71. The Fun: Let’s look at Referendum 71’s statements for and against, straight out of [...]
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Aaron Dietz
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My experimental fiction appears in books, literary journals, and blogs. My first novel will be published by Emergency Press in late 2009 or early 2010. In this novel, you are the protagonist. My first book, Reserved For Emperors, is being taught in New York. You can order it directly from me if you want to buy it cheaper. I'm an advisory editor at KNOCK. I review music tracks at SongWonder.com. I'm the creator of and primary writer for Adventures Of Dogboy. I co-wrote the unauthorized Spaceballs: The Prequel.