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I've just started with Lulu to get my books published. The first one "The Soul Collector" has just been uploaded and I'm waiting for the draft.
I've been running a free website for the last few months which link to the book. www.dateofdeath.co.uk is not for the faint hearted, but allows you to enter your name and date of birth and find out when and how you will die. It's just a bit of fun really (so don't be offended if it says you're already dead).
I've already written the sequel to The Soul Collector, called Lost Souls, but haven't uploaded yet. I'm waiting to see what the first one is like.
My third novel is a complete change, and is more a black comedy following the exploits of 2 men as they cycle the length of the country. Watch this space for publication.
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Print: $18.06 Download: $6.35 A dark comedy based on the true story of one man’s quest for immortality. Matthew Moore has received the worst news of his life – he only has one year to live, and he wants to do something he can finally be proud of.
Ten Bodies, Two Bikes and a Boil follows the diary of one man as he cycles the length of the country, from Lands End to John O’Groats, dragging his father-in-law; his Bike Buddy, with him. A man who is grumpy, overweight, unfit, with knackered knees and high blood pressure. A man more likely to die than succeed.
Over 3 weeks, Moore tells of his battle through the country. A light-hearted and jovial tale to begin with, Moore appears to forget about his fatal diagnosis, but quickly becomes envious of other people. What starts as a simple cycle ride soon becomes a personal crusade, one final attempt to live forever.
A must read for anyone who has cycled, or is contemplating cycling, the route and includes daily maps, road and traffic conditions as well as the contour.
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Print: $9.06 Download: $3.61 Three well-known fairy tales retold in rhyme, with some extremely wicked twists.
Including:
The Fisherman and His Wife
The Three Little Pigs
The Gingerbread Man
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Print: $18.06 Download: $2.70 James O’Connor has not moved for many years. He remains motionless, his body completely paralysed, and he is unable to breathe without external assistance, but he survives. He survives because he has chosen to survive and although he cannot move, he controls the world around him, and it will be that way for eternity.
Be careful. Listen to him, but always be wary of how powerful this man is. Fear him, not because he will destroy you and not because he is evil, but because he knows. James O’Connor has seen things you can only dream of seeing. He has passed through the valley of the shadow of death and walked where only the dead can walk. He has descended lower than any person can possibly descend and he has returned.
www.dateofdeath.co.uk
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Print: $18.06 Download: $6.35 A dark comedy based on the true story of one man’s quest for immortality. Matthew Moore has received the worst news of his life – he only has one year to live, and he wants to do something he can finally be proud of.
Ten Bodies, Two Bikes and a Boil follows the diary of one man as he cycles the length of the country, from Lands End to John O’Groats, dragging his father-in-law; his Bike Buddy, with him. A man who is grumpy, overweight, unfit, with knackered knees and high blood pressure. A man more likely to die than succeed.
Over three weeks, Moore tells of his battle through the country. A light-hearted and jovial tale to begin with, Moore appears to forget about his fatal diagnosis, but quickly becomes envious of other people. What starts as a simple cycle ride soon becomes a personal crusade, one final attempt to live forever.
This book is a must read for anyone contemplating the challenge and includes daily maps, road and traffic conditions as well as the contour of the route.
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Print: $12.69 Download: $2.72 James O’Connor has not moved for many years. He remains motionless, his body completely paralysed, and he is unable to breathe without external assistance, but he survives. He survives because he has chosen to survive and although he cannot move, he controls the world around him, and it will be that way for eternity. Be careful. Listen to him, but always be wary of how powerful this man is. Fear him, not because he will destroy you and not because he is evil, but because he knows. James O’Connor has seen things you can only dream of seeing. He has passed through the valley of the shadow of death and walked where only the dead can walk. He has descended lower than any person can possibly descend and he has returned. www.dateofdeath.co.uk
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Print: $12.61 Download: $2.72 Lost Souls is a complex and repulsive, yet erotic horror bridging the gap between reality and the after-life.
Sequel to The Soul Collector, it begins as a straightforward thriller following Molly, an ordinary woman leading an ordinary life. A lady oblivious to the pain she will suffer in the coming months and unaware that a beast is tracking her. But the beast is no ordinary predator, for he believes Molly can offer him the one thing his previous captors were unable to provide.
Hear of the truth behind the planet. Listen to an explanation of our world from one who sees more than basic humans, and follow the beast’s movements through the eyes of his captive. A soul forced to walk the earth for eternity.
She is the one who watches. She is the one who can do nothing but follow as her master performs unnatural acts of sexual desire on another victim. A woman who will eventually become like her; a lost soul. Destined to spend eternity drifting aimlessly in a world where even death itself is no escape.
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Print: $9.06 Download: $3.61 Another three well-known fairy tales told in rhyme, with even more wicked twists.
Including:
Rumplestiltskin
Hansel and Gretel
Sleeping Beauty
‘A must read for any disturbed child’ – Avid Reader
‘You’ll never guess what I’ve just seen’ – Lyrebird
‘The Queen’s a liar’ – Rumplestiltskin
‘I like axes’ – Hansel
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