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Creamer has been a popular author on the webpages of Literotica, spewing forth all sorts of inane and sexy prose. Sometimes considered misogynistic, sometimes enlightened, his twisted mind has concocted explicitly sexual stories from the romantic to the excessively raunchy. With plenty of humor, three-dimensional characters, and impressive storytelling, he explores some of the outer reaches of human sexuality without crossing the bounds of good taste. Mostly. OK, come on, what do you want? It's erotica. Tastes are flexible. UPDATE: "Cock of Ages" won the 9th Annual Literotica Reader's Choice Awards for Best Non-Consensual Story! I want to thank the Academy, of course, the Goddess Aphrodite, the Marquis d'Sade, Thomas Jefferson, and my darling wife (hi, honey!). Thanks to everyone who voted, and everyone who read it! Creamer
Bean Counter

Bean CounterBean Counter (book)

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WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT! What would you do if your loving wife of six years announces one day that she is not only leaving you for another man, but is carrying his child, as well? If you're "Dollar" Bill, the Bean Counter, a successful accountant, you don't get mad, you get even. OK, you get pretty mad, too -- mad enough to lock your soon-to-be-ex-wife in a bizzare sex contract, holding the prospect of divorce high over her head until she complies. It's an emotionally charged tale of perverted revenge and punishing retribution . . . as Bill embarks on one of the most twisted divorces EVER!

Cock Of Ages

Cock Of AgesCock Of Ages (book)

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WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT! Tom was a master of his trade -- a seductive Cassanova in the late Twenty-First Century -- when he was recruited by the powerful Department of Public Health for a vital Top Secret mission: go back in time and seduce as many women as possible. His semen was altered to provide a genetic fix for a catastrophic biological weapon that had gotten out of control and doomed the human race, and now only by nailing as many of our ancestors as possible (with the help of his trusty henchman Cromwell and a bag of 21st Century aphrodesiacs) can the human race be saved. Only, he discovers, not everyone is eager to see his mission accomplished . . .

Sexchanges: A Dirty Story Anthology

Sexchanges: A Dirty Story AnthologySexchanges: A Dirty Story Anthology (book)

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I’ve always been fascinated by sex-for-stuff exchanges, for a variety of reasons. While the combination of romantic love and sex are lauded in our society, and the role of the fee-for-service prostitute is heavily denigrated, the fact is that there exists between those extremes a wide area of gray. People exchange sex for stuff all the time, whether for favors, special considerations, or to improve their bargaining position. Lust is a big motivating factor, of course, but so is desperation and power. This anthology takes a look at several instances of people using sex to get what they want, what they need, or just to keep their lives interesting.

Creamer's Guide To Getting Laid

Creamer's Guide To Getting LaidCreamer's Guide To Getting Laid (book)

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A remedial text in the arts of seduction and sexual satisfaction, by one of Literotica.com's most popular authors! Written with the clueless male in mind, this handbook was designed to help overcome the obstacles standing between an incipient Gentleman and the sweet paradise that lies between a woman's thighs. CAUTION: ROUGH AND EXPLICIT LANGUAGE, STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT, AND PLENTY OF TRICKY WAYS TO LEVEL THE SEXUAL PLAYING FIELD INSIDE!

Creamer Rising: A Dirty Story Anthology

Creamer Rising: A Dirty Story AnthologyCreamer Rising: A Dirty Story Anthology (book)

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A collection of previously unpublished erotic shorts. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART: by "erotic" I mean "sick and twisted". You have been warned!