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Hi Folks,
Welcome to the Synaptyclypse Generator store, the ONLY place in the world you can buy Metaclysmia Discordia and a whole host of other fabulous Discordian books.
Feel free to visit our sites at syngen.co.uk & poee.co.uk, sign up at the forums and more importantly BUY OUR BOOKS!!!
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Metaclysmia Discordia
A tale, of love, action, horror, comedy and two cities. She was a Greek Goddess with a penchant for golden apples, he was a random Scotsman with too much spare time. Together, they would bring about the Greatest Book in living hsitory, one guaranteed to change the world; the METACLYSMIA DISCORDIA! TINGLE with anticipation as you read the truth about the menace of Discordianism! SQUEAL in delight as you read about many tentacled oozing things from other dimensions! FAINT in horror is the terrible truth about Discordian haikus are revealed! JUMP with delight as you learn how to avoid a face-raping bat! Note: Blurb may or may not be intended for this actual book. Also, the blurb writers accept no responsibility as to the existence of the universe and therefore the validity of this product.
Print: $14.99
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The Book of Life
Top Ten Responses Regarding the Origin of
Pages From The Book of Life
10) They were lonely and they followed me home.
9) The Men in Black delivered them.
8) I dug them up just like that guy who found the Book of the Mormon.
7) They really were transmitted from the Dog Star.
6) I don't know. Ask Diogenes.
5) They were crying, in a basket on the stoop.
4) The Goddess delivered them personally.
3) They turned up one day, looking for Ffnords. I'm helping them look.
2) Jesus left me a copy. He thought they were cool.
1) Don't ask me, I'm just the Custodian.
Print: $9.99
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OSS Simple Sabotage Manual
Recently declassified as an 'obsolete military manual,' it is still relevant today; particularly for modern life hackers, culture jammers and agents of Discord in general.
It’s amazing to see how many of the techniques for sabotaging organisations have become almost institutionalised. Do you recognise any saboteurs in your organisation?!
Print: $7.24
Download: $3.61
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The Grimoire of the Troll v1.0
The Troll Mantra:
I am a troll.
If you reply to me, you have been trolled.
If you react in any way, shape or form, you have been trolled.
If you say I fail, you have been trolled.
If you say anything contradicting me, you have been trolled.
I am a troll.
Print: $6.90
Download: FREE
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Apocrypha Discordia
fnOrd! The Apocrypha Discordia, following Discordian tradition is, as it should be, a completely unofficial sequel to the Principia Discordia. Essential reading for everyone in the world. Buy it now and don't screw your eyes up reading it on screen! It would be funky to have a printed copy of the Apocrypha. This work is Kopyleft, so theoretically anyone could publish it, including Steve Jackson. Hundreds of hours may have gone into this work over the years, but I haven't actually composed any (well, most ) of the contents. I am a mere transcribe. The Rev. DrJonBrisVegas, Oz, 2002Not Dead Yet.
Hardcover Print: $18.13
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Sigil Magic Seminar
Do you wish to learn an effective and simple way of enchantment that requires no shift in belief and no membership to any religion? Sigil Magic may be for you. Sigil Magic today is the most common magical technique used among Chaos Magicians. They have stripped away the tangled yarns of occultist pedantry and discovered the basic techniques for magic. They boil down to intention, path opening, linking, gnosis, shooting/firing, and forgetting. These are the essentials for any successful results magic. No matter what your level of magical training or experience, by the time you have finished reading what I have to present to you, you will be well on your way in the practice of Sigil Magic. From there, it is up to you.
Print: $5.99
Download: FREE
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The Book of Chaos and it's Virtue
The follow up to The Book of Eris, sees the mighty Erisian Chaosopher, Monsignor Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C. chanelling Eris once more, for your entertainment, education and enlightenment.
Print: $12.99
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Principia Entropius
In the early 1990’s, contrary to popular belief, Discordianism was very much alive and well and living in the wires. The Bulletin Board Systems of the day were home to a tech savvy tribe of philosophers, theologians, magicians, scientists, artists, clowns, and similar maniacs who were intrigued with ERIS GODDESS OF CONFUSION and with her doings. These are some of their(mis)adventures.
Print: $13.99
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