The Johnny Noir Collection

DUKE BRADY'S PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS: Volume TwoDUKE BRADY'S PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS: Volume Two (book)

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Private Eye Duke Brady in three new hardboiled novellas. In THE GIRL FROM NOWHERE Duke sets out to find the missing heir to a mysterious fortune; in I, GUNMAN Duke's old running buddy Blackie Calhoun makes the fatal mistake of thinking the hard dick is a soft touch; and finally, in SATAN TAKES A RIDE a renegade band of motorcycle riding outlaws has overrun the peaceful town of Sunnyside where they seem to have the local sheriff afraid of his own shadow.

The GunmenThe Gunmen (book)

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Set in suburban New Jersey, THE GUNMEN tells the interconnecting stories of well-to-do desi Raman, successful professional Sumita and hardworking Abdul. When the suave stranger Raman rents an apartment he meets Abdul, a former college professor from Morocco who without a green card or visa who must work as a day laborer and beautiful upstairs neighbor Sumita, a young professional woman, leading to a drama of conflicting dreams, frustrated hopes, and clashing cynical and idealistic ambitions beneath the placid facade of suburban normalcy.

The PlayThe Play (book)

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THE PLAY begins with private investigator Duke Brady accused of being in on a brazen armed robbery at a lavish party where Duke is guest and escort to wealthy heiress Joanna Livingstone. Joanna’s father is the former college roommate of newly appointed district attorney and effects release from police custody in exchange for Brady’s pledge to bring down the highly organized gang of masked criminals. 15 men, 8 women

Bullet SpeakBullet Speak (book)

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Hardboiled NYC Asian cops in four intense crime novellas; Suspense filled pulp fiction for the Obama Nation

GUNRISE: A Requiem For LoveGUNRISE: A Requiem For Love (book)

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Poems to soothe and disturb

THE LOSERSTHE LOSERS (book)

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A frustrated NYPD Homicide Detective has to track down two serial rapists on Manhattan's Upper East Side, "where crime never happens"; one preying on immigrant women too afraid of revealing their illegal status to turn to the police, the other rapist determined to make himself famous as an ultraviolent serial killer.

MAN IN A FRAMEMAN IN A FRAME (book)

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Ex-small town cop Barry Electric is released from prison after doing fifteen years hard time for a rape he didn't commit. They won't get a chance to put him away for the murder he intends to. Only one man and one woman know the truth that can clear his name. But one of them must die before the the other can talk...

DUKE BRADY'S PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS: Volume OneDUKE BRADY'S PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS: Volume One (book)

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The hero of THE MAN WHO SHOT PARIS HILTON is back in two new novellas. THE LUCKY AND THE DAMNED: Duke Brady goes after self-proclaimed revolutionary and cold-blooded killer Ivan Ivanov. Ivanov's mission; to restart the Russian Revolution! The streets fill with blood and soon Little Siberia is haunted by a shadowy demon hunting fear possessed would-be saints! THE STRANGE CORSET OF EMPRESS WU dates from the 7th century when a Mongol chieftain had the erotic accessory made to please the blood thirsty Empress Wu. When Brady is hired by leggy Sadie Thompson to find the stolen corset which produces intense prolonged orgasms owing to its unique construction of double-jointed monkey fingers and fire-breathing dragon skin, he also finds vicious Yakuza and a mysterious Chinese billionaire willing to sacrifice the lives of any number of beautiful fashion models to possess it. The only man standing in their way is Duke Brady and his twin .45s, ready to stop the murderous criminals in their bloody tracks.

THE LIAR'S GOSPELTHE LIAR'S GOSPEL (book)

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If you love guns and religion this is the book for you! Once upon a time in ancient Judaea: Jesus comes not in peace but with his gang of disciples and twin Uzis to take back His Father's territory! The Story of How the Middle East Was Won!!

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IF YOU SEE KAYEIF YOU SEE KAYE (book)

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A story so visceral you can smell it! Fatale only has one thing on his mind--make that two things: his 17 year old girlfriend's beautiful sweaty feet, which he could lick and suck for hours, if only the cops weren't trying to put the Outfit behind bars in an all points manhunt for the gang's mastermind Fat Gino. Beautiful Undercover police detective Kaye infiltrates the gang but her perspiration drenched fishnet clad feet in polished black patent leather stilettos immediately grabs Fatale's attention and almost prove too hard to resist.

PINOCCIOSTEINPINOCCIOSTEIN (book)

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The 81st century will never be the same! A novel in 11 dimensions that combines the ideas of String Theory, Chaos Theory, time travel and genetic engineering into the first work of emo sci-fi, as an angry and confused exchange student in America from the University of Hong Kong is literally touched by the hand of a 19 year old poet from the 67th century in the year 2008. Ping Ping had meant to go on a campus shooting spree but abruptly declaring he's been touched by Jesus Christ he sets out to find Salvation. Joining him in his quest are the poet of the future, a listless slacker whose only ambition is to never go back to the future; a rock band on the way to becoming the "next big thing"; and the hard partying hotties of the Alpha Omega sorority whose destiny is to rule the world, or what's left of it!

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THE MAN WHO SHOT PARIS HILTONTHE MAN WHO SHOT PARIS HILTON (book)

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Hard-boiled pulp fiction meets sleazy tabloid romance in a two-gun cocktail of violence, romance and millions! Private detective Duke Brady is hired by a terrified and confused Nicky Hilton to look into the death of her sister, the infamous Paris Hilton when the heiress is fatally shot down as she walks the red carpet before the Oscars before by an excited crowd of onlookers and paparazzi. The high profile shooting of the notorious blonde is seen around the globe by millions leading to Brady's discovery of a global conspiracy targeting Hollywood's A-List celebutantes for murder. Their goal, to leave one woman standing. A woman who by utter default will become the most popular woman in the world and a ready tool and political proxy for a secret network of international power brokers.

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