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Conjectrixicis

ConjectrixicisConjectrixicis (photo book)

Print: $28.66

This is a book of photographs. You need to buy this. It's that good.

God Scattered Candy

God Scattered CandyGod Scattered Candy (photo book)

Print: $23.79

These are photographs taken under much duress.

Bunny Man

Bunny ManBunny Man (book)

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Kiedis and Velvet Jane go on a road trip. This is like "Wild at Heart" but without David Lynch's genius and Laura Dern and Nicholas Cage.

Mordiscado

MordiscadoMordiscado (book)

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This erotic horror novel was rejected from a publisher for its "graphic content." I'm publishing it just in time for Halloween, Samhain and Dia de Los Muertos because I am a lapsed Baptist. Drink deep from this elixir and be blessed.

Nova's Gone Potty

Nova's Gone PottyNova's Gone Potty (book)

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Nova is constipated. She spends so much time sitting on her toilet that it starts talking to her in an Ozzy Osbourne voice.

eBuLLienT VoMiT

eBuLLienT VoMiTeBuLLienT VoMiT (book)

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What a perfect title! Misti Rainwater-Lites takes the totality of her life and throws it up on you with an astounding enthusiasm. This is the energy of the Beats, the energy of “get it down while it’s still there.” Yet for all her rush of words, Rainwater-Lites only gives us the details necessary to her purpose. This is, in fact, controlled vomit. These poems say as much through their style as their subject matter. They say, “this is important, because life is important.” So let Misti Rainwater-Lites vomit on you; you’ll like it. ~G.MurrayThomas

Arsenal of Spitwads

Arsenal of SpitwadsArsenal of Spitwads (book)

Print: $9.82

116 poems that don't play nice

Fucking on Cheap Tequila in Greensboro

Fucking on Cheap Tequila in GreensboroFucking on Cheap Tequila in Greensboro (book)

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These poems are bread crumbs. The birds will eat them. You will be lost. You'll stumble upon a donut cottage. A carnivorous cannibal witch with red beady eyes will fatten you up and cook you in her confectionery oven.

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Instant Pussy Disco

Instant Pussy DiscoInstant Pussy Disco (book)

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This is the more affordable paperback version of Instant Pussy Disco. Are you as good in bed as you are on the dance floor?

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Instant Pussy Disco

Instant Pussy DiscoInstant Pussy Disco (book)

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Hardcover Print: $30.00

This disco is infinitely hotter than Studio 54. Bitch, please.

J. D. Nelson Flavored Instant Pussy

J. D. Nelson Flavored Instant PussyJ. D. Nelson Flavored Instant Pussy (book)

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J. D. Nelson here to whup yer butts and send you straight to bed without any frijoles.

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Broken Parrot Record

Broken Parrot RecordBroken Parrot Record (book)

Hardcover Print: $27.99

These are my full dripping color photographs, worth at least a million words each.

Two Teeth Gone Bye Bye

Two Teeth Gone Bye ByeTwo Teeth Gone Bye Bye (book)

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This is a poem based on a dream I had after quitting Cymbalta cold turkey. I wish I had a DVD of this dream. It was fucking incredible.