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Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The StarsUnspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars (book)

Print: $10.37

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A thrilling novella containing high adventure, derring-do, and baffling conspiracies. Prior knowledge of arcane philatelic imponderables is useful, but not necessary. Also contains two shorter pieces, one of which features mute blind magnetic love monkeys.

Befuddled By CormorantsBefuddled By Cormorants (book)

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A collection of 52 stories from Hooting Yard, Frank Key's acclaimed radio show on ResonanceFM. Baffling, erudite, funny, vertiginously bizarre, digressive, obsessive, eccentric and poignant.

We Were Puny, They Were VapidWe Were Puny, They Were Vapid (book)

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This pamphlet brings together three early stories by Frank Key, the überjanitor of Hooting Yard: The Book Of Gnats, The Phlogiston Variations, The Big Metal Fence. Read separately, each story makes a perfect bedtime story for the lumbering neurasthenic orphan hidden in your attic Taken together, the tales shed an eerie half-light on that realm where gnats and phlogiston and fences collide

Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy BagsGravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags (book)

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A bulky compendium of 101 stories from the acclaimed Hooting Yard radio show on ResonanceFM. Absurd yet strangely sensible, emotionally wrenching and packed with pneuma, there is much to learn here about pamphlets, birds, cows, and pippy bags.