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Warrior PoetWarrior Poet (book)

Print: $15.28

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WARNING: Shortly after reading "Warrior Poet": (i) An American friend of mine started having dreams in which a computer screensaver displayed the words "Danger: rough roads ahead". He was then thrown out of his apartment, went homeless and destitute on the streets of Shanghai, and had to return to Los Angeles to live with his parents, where he remains today. This sequence of events closely parallels the experiences of the main character in the novel. (ii) A Japanese friend of mine started hearing voices in her head. She had to return to Japan to spend several weeks in a mental institution. (iii) Another friend of mine became addicted to crack cocaine. She was involuntarily checked in to a mental hospital by her parents but was released because she suddenly developed a particularly painful case of kidney stones. She is now in drug rehabilitation. I AM NOT JOKING. See below for a plot summary, but READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Warrior PoetWarrior Poet (book)

Download: $3.95

Hardcover Print: $27.75

Meet Jake Danger. Playboy romantic. Bar-hopper, God-chaser. International lawyer by day, king of Tokyo’s exploding underground rave scene by night. He wished he’d never made the Request, because now something or someone was playing with his mind. Everyday events seemed pre-arranged, choreographed to coincide with his thoughts. Ask the Voice a question and immediately afterwards the answer would appear, impossibly timed – printed on the T-shirt of a passer-by, displayed on a computer screensaver, embedded in the lyrics of a song on the radio, overheard from a conversation between strangers…the coincidences were endless. Just who was the Voice, anyway? Warrior Poet leads the reader on Jake’s mind-bending quest for Truth and personal greatness through Hong Kong, Tokyo, Kentucky, and finally back to Hong Kong to face the Enemy. But would it be too late to save her? 340 pages, hard cover.

The Wit & Wisdom of John McCainThe Wit & Wisdom of John McCain (book)

Print: $9.99

A delightful gag gift for your Republican friends. THIS BOOK CONTAINS ONLY BLANK PAGES!

What Men Understand About WomenWhat Men Understand About Women (book)

Hardcover Print: $20.97

This is a delightful gag gift. IT CONTAINS ONLY BLANK PAGES! Feel free to present it to that well-deserving boyfriend or husband of yours.

What Men Understand About WomenWhat Men Understand About Women (book)

Print: $9.99

This is a delightful gag gift. IT CONTAINS ONLY BLANK PAGES! Feel free to present it to that well-deserving boyfriend or husband of yours.