Here at JHESFC we are dedicated and committed to excellence in Erisian praise, worship, and products, in no particular order.
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Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord CommitteeVisit our website at ohmyeris.com
Be sure to set your Change content access level to Mature because you won't see all of my work unless you do.
3 Inch Giants - Sheep's Clothing CD - $10
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Print: $8.00 http://fruwillsetyoufree.batcave.net/
Hey ho! What's this! More to come keeds!
Los Frupanishads, The New Testapoop of the Discordian Movement, The hardest book in the world to find! is being transcribbled here by Blanchwort the Unfathomable and the Lower, Middle, Underbrush Association of Upper Chataqua- Eastern Division.
Hail Eris! All Hail Fru!
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Hardcover Print: $17.00 Hardcover edition
Hail Eris! All Hail Fru!
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Print: $37.77 Falsely called Jonesboria Discordia 1.5, "STEAL THIS RELIGION" goes further into the depths of the mysteries and bad spelling and idiocy of DISCORDIANISM.
MORE S.T.U.P.I.D. PROPIGANDA!!
THE FIRST PART OF THE AMBIEN DIARIES!!
Encyclopedia Discordia VOL 1.23!!! FIND OUT HOW ERIS FEELS ABOUT BEING A PLANET!!
NOW IN FULL COLOR!!!
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Print: $10.00 Black and White, cheaper edition!
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Print: $14.69 Jonesboria Discordia
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How we found the Goddess and how much money we'll accept for her ransom
Jonesboria Discordia continues in the Discordian tradition of The Principia Discordia, Metaclysmia Discordia, Apocrypha Discordia, Summa Discordia,The Book of Eris, ect ect. In this book you will find out how to become S.T.U.P.I.D., how to shave like a proper Discordian, who this mysterious JOCKO is, along with brand new coloring activites, poetry, short stories, and a HUGE appenice that contains The Zenarchist Cookbook in it's entirety, along with MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
This is the LARGEST book of Chaos yet!!! (in page numbers and in effect on the world) Perhaps the south is already on the rise again!
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Hardcover Print: $24.99 Hardcover edition
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Print: $7.00 The Principia Discordia is the main and original Holy Booke of Discordia. This print version contains the many versions of the Principia Discordia that are NOT the 4th Edition!
Included in this print are the 23 Apples of Eris' 17th and 23.5th editions, JHESFC's 61st edition, some bonus material, and some easter eggs.
HAIL ERIS!!
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Hardcover Print: $16.48 in hardcover
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Print: $12.36 Discordia3 is a compilation of Sacred Erisian Texts including:
Devia Discordia
Summa Discordia
Apocrypha Discordia
Compiled by Pope Ol Boy Floats KSC on behalf of Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee
PLEASE NOTE THIS ENTIRE WORK IS KOPYLEFT
disregard the 'Standard Copyright Liscence'
For some reason Lulu wouldn't let me set this one with my own liscence...BUT IT IS KOPYLEFT: All Rights Reversed, as a good Discordian book should be!!!!
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Hardcover Print: $21.84 hardcover edition
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Print: $9.11 "Goddess of Chaos and Mother of us All In which the GODDESS explains everything to no one in particular.This being a Holy Discordian Bible,One of Five predicted by Malcalypse the Younger being an Advanced Course into The Erisian Mysterees WHICH IS EVEN MORE INTERESTING"
~Reverend Verthaine the Goth K.S.C
CONTAINS
The Book of Eris
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The Book of Chaos and it's Virtue
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Hardcover Print: $21.59 Hardcover Edition
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Print: $8.00 A Testament of Psychosis presents Apotheosis Psycherotica - or - How Not to Build a Cult, as produced by The Happy Flowers Cabal, The Psycherotic Church, Pittsburgh fuck the pilusophy revolution, The Assitian Order and The Sequel Production Company.
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Hardcover Print: $17.49 Hardcover Edition
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Print: $7.00 Reproduced here as they were not Divinely Revealed to
His High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold and High
Priest of the PARATHEO-ANAMETAMSTIKHOOD
OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)
Collated by
Episkopos RALPH RADIX FENDERSON McKENZIE ETAL, KFFC,
Polysexcretariate to The House of the Rising Hodge For the Bureaucracy (THRHFB)
obtained through pineo-appendix neurodiscordant quantum pathways transcommunication
from Eris Kallisti Discordia Sixth Edition Edited and Fnorded by Rev. St. Pope Ol Boy Floats HC under the supervision of Eris and Jonesboro’s House of Eris’ Science and Fnord Committee
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Hardcover Print: $20.00 hardcover edition
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Print: $6.50 I put the Summa together because I was tired of people saying that Eris wasn't real. I almost didn't put the Summa together because of the Principia. For a while, I was afraid that it would be too much like its predecessor, then too different. After all, the Principia set the standard. It created the Movement. It essentially created Eris from Nothing. Or so I thought. From the Introduction to the Summa Discordia by The Beatus Ffungo.
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Hardcover Print: $16.21 Hardcover Edition
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Print: $7.00 Apocrypha Discordia is a collection of various works on Discordianism, compiled by Rev. DrJon Swabey from various non-copyrighted (or Kopylefted) sources, including fragments from both on line and printed sources. It includes illuminations from the Melbourne small press zine artist Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III.
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Hardcover Print: $16.41 hardcover edition
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Print: $7.77 Being a book of many collected ramblings about Life, Discordia and many other Interesting Things. Also containing several passages from Ye Booke of Truth, so that it's Wholey Prediccaments may be known to All.
The Devia Discordia is not a Great philosophical Statement. It is not the Road to enlightenment, but it does concern itself with the fascinating little paths that twist away from and alongside it.
The Devia was not divinely inspired, nor written by a Holy man from the desert, nor found on ancient scrolls. Eris Discordia absolutely refuses to take the blame for it, but does say it made her laugh.
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Hardcover Print: $17.09 Hardcover Version
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Print: $6.51 People are seeking the answers to the confusion, the moral sickness, the spiritual emptiness that oppresses the world. We are crying out for guidance. For comfort. For peace. Eris is LAUGHING!! (Don't worry, she loves us)
A Pocket Full of Chaos is a manual for Discordian Evangelists, published by Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee.
JHESFC designates materials that are appropriate for a well rounded collection of quality Discordian literature. Selections represent a variety of the best in both clasic and contemporary reading and reference materials for the inquirer or the believer in ERIS DISCORDIA, OUR GODDESS! OUR MOTHER!!
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Print: $7.15 Jonesboria Discordia Part 1.31415926535
Full Color Brochure of Chaotic Freeverse supplimenting the Jonesboria Discordia Series, a series that has sold literally dozens of books worldwide.
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Disc: $7.00 This is the single/EP for the song Hi From Babylon!
You can find all sorts of 3 Inch Giants/Hi From Babylon merchandise here.
We have more songs up at our myspace account. Full length album in the works!
Tracklist:
1. Hi From Babylon!
2. Inbetween Vacuumings (demo)
3. Freemasons Make it out of Human Bones
4. Hi From Babylon! (live)
5. Guess What?
THERE IS ALSO A VIDEO you can check out FREE!!
and a cheaper version of this EP at this site
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Download: FREE A poem about the strangest town I've ever lived in. The town I live in now. The town I've lived in the longest.
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Print: $11.76 This is the Discordian Calender of DOOM!!!
It is completely insane to think the world will end in 2012, but we like that. Therefor, Jonesboro's House of Eris' Science and Fnord Committee have created this Calender of DOOOM!!!!!!
GET ONE NOW!! And Be sure to mark Dec 12!!
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Disc: $6.66 The very worst of Bad Spelling and Grammar.
Contains some never before released tracks
KEEP IN MIND: This disk won't work in most CD players, It will however, work on just about any computer. YES YES Y'all, this is THE VERY WORST I could do for BS&G!!
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Download: FREE Here's the video for Hi From Babylon!!!
Be sure to grab the EP after you watch it!
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