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Why did the chicken... oh come on, not those ones AGAIN!!!
Bored of hearing the same old jokes all the time?
Want to try something fresh?
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How about some ice-breaker activities?
Try these great books from Mark Chandler - go on, buy one for a friend too!!!
There's some great freebies here too - download them now for FREE!
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Print: $15.93
A compilation of hilarious jokes, grouped into nine fantastic categories:
Activities
Blonde Jokes
Lists
Puns
Riddles
Short Jokes
Story Jokes
Tongue Twisters
True
These jokes, fun for all the family, have been collected, sorted and re-written to provide you with hours of entertainment.
Enjoy finding out your Star
Wars name, how Rhonda the Blonde got around the Y2k issue, and the similarities
between Lincoln and Kennedy!
Tease your family with the hardest tongue twister in the English language, and test
out the 50 Fun Things to Do in a Lift!
Enjoy The Laughter File with your family!
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Download: $1.00 Mark's Collection of Silly Rhymes - The Bizarre New Book from Mark Chandler!
An amusing collection of 24 rhymes, in which the author has re-written some of the classic nursery rhymes - you certainly weren't told these ones as children!
Also, read some of Mark's own creations - born and bred in his own twisted mind!
Sponsored by www.computervaleting.co.uk
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Download: $1.59 A wacky compilation of bizarre thoughts and proverbs that everyone living today must be armed with! Beware - these are razor sharp!
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Download: FREE A bike ride very nearly gets me locked up!!!  Download for Free |
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Download: FREE A short story about a mischevious day that nearly ended in tragedy. Download for Free |
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Download: FREE A trip out goes disastrously wrong... Download for Free |
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Download: $3.99 134 Delicious Smoothie Recipes, compiled into one easy reference for you.
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Don't forget to check out the other fab publications by Mark Chandler
On a diet? Check out this guy's progress!
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Download: $1.59 What a trip to McDonalds can Teach You About Marketing!
This report covers one of the most lucrative, but overlooked, marketing tools you
have available to you. Used effectively, you should be looking at anything from £80 to £400 a week extra profit... and all this without spending a single extra penny on marketing!
The report gives example after example of the ways different industries use these techniques. These examples will show you how you can use them for yourself.
In these pages, you’re going to learn ways you can put extra money in your pocket within the next few days and for the rest of your business life.
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Download: $5.00 Got a Business Website? Want to Increase Sales? Then You Need This Book!
This ebook (with audio links) covers 14 topics:
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Part 2: First Sentence
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Part 4: Problem/Agitate/Solution
Part 5: Introducing the Product
Part 6: Providing An Example
Part 7: Whet Readers Desire with Benefit-Driven Bullets
Part 8: Testimonials
Part 9: Building Value (Comparing Apples to Oranges)
Part 10: Reason Why
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Part 12: Unconditional Guarantee
Part 13: Make it Absolutely Clear How to Order
Part 14: The P.S.
Download it NOW for only $5.00!!!
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Amateurishly taken in an office corridor, with the background shoddily removed in Photoshop, you can now own this ridiculously expensive picture of me and my book!
Why would you want this? More to the point, why WOULDN'T you want this?!
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Download: $7.97 The Rainbow, beautiful in its natural surroundings, eternally digitised for the 21st Century
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Download: $7.97 This is my view of the Internet - information crossing over information so fast they leave blurry lines.
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#31 - When The Buyer Lives Out of the Country
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#81 - Don't Start Auctions Too High
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And many, many more!
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Download: $7.97 When you work in an office, and carry out general admin tasks (specifically, typing letters, writing reports, and saving documents), don’t you wish that there was a standard way of doing things? Don’t you wish that some of the tasks that you do day in, day out, could be sped up, or even automated?
This publication intends to show you how to do just that: Standardise and simplify your daily tasks, whilst trying to promote a uniform system of working.
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eBook: $7.97 185 Ways to Drive Traffic to Your Website - The Essential Tool for Every Website Owner!
Whether you've got a commercial website, a blog, an ebay store, a Flick set, a forum or a MySpace page, there's one thing that your website needs: Traffic!
Driving traffic to a website is one of the hardest things to accomplish - and is vital if you are running a commercial venture.
If you've got a blog and you want to earn some serious money from advertising, targeted traffic is vital.
You could trawl the internet for days, weeks, searching for hints and tips - or you could just download this ebook!
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Download: $47.83 There are plenty of guides out there on how to make money using Google AdSense, but they’re dated 2005, 2006, maybe a bit newer – but then that’s it. Does that mean that now, in 2009, it’s impossible to make money from Google AdSense? Far from it, and in this guide, you're going to learn how.
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The images in this book showcase the capabilities of this amazing phone, whilst taking you to places such as Harmony Gardens in Melrose, Scotland; Holy Island, Northumberland; Hadrian's Wall, Northumberland; Tenerife and more. This photobook complements the Nokia N95 photography blog, which can be viewed at http://www.n95photography.blogspot.com
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Print: $11.08 Download: $7.97 185 Ways to Drive Traffic To Your Website - The Essential Tool for Every Website Owner!
Whether you've got a commercial website, a forum, a blog, an ebay store, a Flickr set, or a MySpace page, there's one thing that your website needs: Traffic!
Driving traffic to a website is one of the hardest things to accomplish - and is vital if you are running a commercial venture.
If you've got a blog and you want to earn some serious money from advertising, targeted traffic is vital.
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You could trawl the internet for days, looking for hints and tips to increase your traffic volume - or you could just purchase this book, with 185 handy tips and tricks to drive targeted traffic to your site and over 40 links to handy websites.
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Download: $7.97 Getting traffic to a site is crucial. Without traffic, you have no business. Traffic - targeted traffic - is a necessity. So take your time to apply the suggestions, and get ready for rush hour!
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