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Simon Maslin

Welcome to a catalogue of works by a truly authentic voice in underground literature. It's all here; your offbeat humour, dark literature, strangled metaphors - a ripe plethora of word art spat in fury and love. If you feel in the mood to take your brain to new and curious places, come on and check it out - it's all FREE y'know. After all, it's better to be read than to be rich. Don't you think?

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Apathy and the Dodo
CHAOS! DEATH! DODOS! Life in small town England was supposed to be easy. You grew up, got the grades, went to university, got a career, fell in love. This is what you were told, all along the way. So why did it all go so wrong? What happened to land you here, in the city, in a job you hate, with no girlfriend and no real life? Does there seem to be no way out of the hole you're in? Are you completely unable to adapt to modern life? Are you hurtling towards extinction? Do you actually care? Are you, in short, a human Dodo?
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Tales From The Junk Culture Age
Tales of madness, alienation, frustration, confusion and inevitable death... all very cheerful, you'll admit. But then after all, this is the junk culture world of Modern life. A world of nasty teenage fashions, moronic reality TV, awful music, pointless jobs, toxic pollution and general existential misery; fueled by a panoply of vulgar branding, mad consumerism, tribal violence and copious quantities of alcohol. You'll never make it out alive...
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Drunk in Charge of an Acid Pen.
Short fiction, bad word art and other deranged literary ejaculations; some previously published, some never published before and some that probably should never have been published in the first place...
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Letters From the 07.21
Bad Poetry from a decaying world. Mostly composed at the wrong end of the night or after way too much time spent on trains. A collection ranging from the sublime to the psychotic.
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Screaming From a Traffic Jam
Further Reflections on the madness of modern living; bad poems for the world to hate. A second collection of freestyle poetry from the city and the suburbs - more word art with a cynical heart from the wrong side of the commuter snarl...
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