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Alibi Jones

Alibi JonesAlibi Jones (book)

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ALIBI JONES is searching for a kidnapped friend with the help of the mysterious alien Dakhur named Kit, and the man known as Piccolo. Little does Alibi know that following the trail of alien kidnappers will lead him to discover that dangers thought long-dead are still very much alive! A Stand Alone Science Fiction Adventure in the year 2135... That also ties back into the VATICAN ASSASSIN TRILOGY! Set twenty-three years after the trilogy's events, Alibi Jones, a mediator for the Solar Alliance, is also the son of Bernard Campion, aka "BC" - The Vatican Assassin! New readers can dive right in, while fans of the trilogy will run into some old friends.

The Vatican Assassin Trilogy: Omnibus Special Edition

The Vatican Assassin Trilogy: Omnibus Special EditionThe Vatican Assassin Trilogy: Omnibus Special Edition (book)

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This three in one omnibus edition collects the novels in my "Vatican Assassin" Trilogy under one cover. "Vatican Assassin", "Vatican Ambassador" and "Vatican Abdicator" are joined in this volume by an extensive appendix of previously unreleased background material. There are some of my early concept sketches - "The History of The Future": a timeline I developed to extrapolate from today into the future setting for the story - The Original Story Outline - The Story of The Project - Alien Timeline and more.

VATICAN ASSASSIN

VATICAN ASSASSINVATICAN ASSASSIN (book)

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BERNARD CAMPION’S friends call him “BC”. Not that he has a lot of friends. You don’t make a lot of friends when you’re an assassin. His mission: eliminate the governor of Luna Prime, Meredith McEntyre. His bosses, The Office of Papal Operations: The OPO, tell him she’s been sympathizing with the enemy, the Universal Islamic Nation (UIN). His boss? BC works for the Pope. IT'S 2109, a time of war. BC is “officially” assigned as PR man to the Vatican Mission on Luna Prime, the major city on The Moon, as his cover. Just a mild mannered, young, twenty-something priest working for the New catholic Church on public relations. But he’s really a weapon pointed at the UIN by the NcC and their Earth based allies, the Universal Trade Zone, the UTZ.

VATICAN AMBASSADOR

VATICAN AMBASSADORVATICAN AMBASSADOR (book)

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BERNARD CAMPION has killed for the Pope as an agent of the Office of Papal Operations, the OPO. But the old pope is dead, and Pope Linus the Second is no friend of the OPO! The adventures of Bernard Campion, the Vatican Assassin, continue. BC has helped Governor Marc Edwards rebuild Lunar Prime, but can he help build peace between The Universal Islamic Nation (UIN), The Universal Trade Zone (UTZ) and the New catholic Church (NcC)? And just what is the mysterious Project?

VATICAN ABDICATOR

VATICAN ABDICATORVATICAN ABDICATOR (book)

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This is it! The SHOCKING CONCLUSION to the VATICAN ASSASSIN TRILOGY! Bernard Campion, "BC", has been an Assassin for the Pope - The Vatican's Ambassador to Lunar Prime - CEO of The Project - Head of the UTZ Council - and now he's the Pope of the New catholic Church, the NcC. But the mantle sits uneasily on BC... The Universal Trade Zone (UTZ) and The Universal Islamic Nation (UIN) are forced to work together in the face of dual threats: The alien race, The Eldred and the recently revived survivor of the race known as the Ancient Enemy - Dolomay. Can BC remain Pope and still lead the battle against The Eldred and Dolomay? Can humanity come together to face those who would enslave them... or worse? It all comes to a head. There will be war... but who will be fighting who? Find out the answers - in VATICAN ABDICATOR!

THE VATICAN ASSASSIN TRILOGY APPENDIX

THE VATICAN ASSASSIN TRILOGY APPENDIXTHE VATICAN ASSASSIN TRILOGY APPENDIX (book)

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Previously only available in the Omnibus Hardcover Edition of "The Vatican Assassin Trilogy", this Appendix to the trilogy contains the world building "research" that provided the framework for "Vatican Assassin" "Vatican Ambassador" and "Vatican Abdicator". Contains "The History of the Future" extrapolated from when I was writing to 2109, "The Biography of Bernard Campion", "The Future of the Future" which is my outline for the story in the books, "The Alien Timeline" about the alien races, who they are and what they’ve been up to, "The Project" - the story behind The Project, and "Early Concept Art".

Synthetic Marmalade

Synthetic MarmaladeSynthetic Marmalade (book)

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Poems, Song Lyrics and Magic Spells written by Mike Luoma over the past 20 years. Luoma's poems and lyrics range from idylls on Vermont ("The Monkton Road") to songs the Boss might like ("Cars & Girls #342")to spell-like ritual poetry ("Ceremonies of Light and Dark"), and all points in between.

NEO-GNOSIS

NEO-GNOSISNEO-GNOSIS (book)

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Are you ready for the NEW Good News? Then you're ready for NEO-GNOSIS! What do we know about Christianity now? Part One is the extensive essay "God Is Love, Pat Robertson Is The Anti-Christ, And Almost Everything You Know About Christianity Is Wrong". Part Two comes from the notebook that gave this book its name, filled by Mike as he discovered "Gnostic" Christianity. Part Three is "Holy Shit:Or Pat Robertson Is The Anti-Christ", the graphic version of all this stuff. Plus the featurette: "Holy Shit: The Second Coming"

HOLY SHIT: Or... Pat Robertson Is The Anti Christ

HOLY SHIT: Or... Pat Robertson Is The Anti ChristHOLY SHIT: Or... Pat Robertson Is The Anti Christ (book)

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Read the comic that Troy Brownfield of NEWSARAMA raved about: "...it's for books like this one that I love doing this column... a damn fine example of what 'independent comic' really means. The fact that it's entertaining, informative and occasionally gut-bustingly funny is all icing..." This is the DIGITALLY REMASTERED Second Edition of HOLY SHIT: OR… PAT ROBERTSON IS THE ANTICHRIST! I went through each page’s lettering, letter by letter, and painted around each individual letter and over them in some cases, cleaning up the lettering while trying to preserve the original look of the book. I added shading, too. My hope is that the book is easier on the eyes and easier to read this time around. You can also dive into the essay behind the graphic novel, now included. I wrote out most of what became "Holy Shit:" in essay form before I decided to go at it graphically.

Brother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah: Kitchen Tunes

Brother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah: Kitchen TunesBrother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah: Kitchen Tunes (multimedia download)

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Songs by Mike Luoma, from his Glow-in-the-Dark Radio Podcast!Recorded Live (with occasional overdubs) for the episodes of his podcast. Brother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah Kitchen Tunes 1. Sonny’s Got A Gun* 2. Mad Captain 3. The Alchemist (spoken) 4. Green Mountain Magic 5. Let It Fly 6. The Visitor 7. Don’t Look For The Sun 8. Cars & Girls #342 9. Always, Again 10. Away 11. Soar 12. Silicon 13. Grandma Betty’s Good Time Smoking Weed 14. (interlude)15. Gimme! 16. How To Suck Seed 17. Nickels & Inches 18. Things Unsaid (odd version) Bonus Cuts: Late ‘90s Living Room Lo Fi 19. Newt 20. Ain't What You Got 21. Buffalo Chix 22. The Visitor (Electric ’99) Bonus Cut: First Recording w/ Joe Egan 23. This Frustration *Track one recorded in 2001 by Sean Kelly (he plays a little guitar on it, too). The other 12 recorded in the kitchen at 94 St. Louis Street in Burlington, Vermont, in September and October of 2006. Lyrics can be found in "Synthetic Marmalade: Poems, Lyrics and Spells by Mike Luoma"

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Brother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah: Kitchen TunesBrother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah: Kitchen Tunes (CD)

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Songs by Mike Luoma, from his Glow-in-the-Dark Radio Podcast! Recorded Live (with occasional overdubs) for the episodes of his podcast. Brother Zag, Low-Fi Messiah Kitchen Tunes 1. Sonny’s Got A Gun* 2. Mad Captain 3. The Alchemist (spoken) 4. Green Mountain Magic 5. Let It Fly 6. The Visitor 7. Don’t Look For The Sun 8. Cars & Girls #342 9. Always, Again 10. Away 11. Soar 12. Silicon 13. Grandma Betty’s Good Time Smoking Weed *Track one recorded in 2001 by Sean Kelly (he plays a little guitar on it, too). The other 12 recorded in the kitchen at 94 St. Louis Street in Burlington, Vermont, in September and October of 2006. Lyrics can be found in "Synthetic Marmalade: Poems, Lyrics and Spells by Mike Luoma".

The Vatican Assassin Trilogy: Omnibus Edition

The Vatican Assassin Trilogy: Omnibus EditionThe Vatican Assassin Trilogy: Omnibus Edition (book)

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This OMNIBUS EDITION collects all three novels in Mike Luoma's "Vatican Assassin" Trilogy under one cover. "Vatican Assassin", "Vatican Ambassador" and "Vatican Abdicator" are joined in this volume by an extensive appendix of previously unreleased background material. There are early concept sketches by Mike - "The History of The Future": a timeline Mike developed to extrapolate from today into the future setting for his story - The Original Story Outline - The Story of The Project - Alien Timeline and more.

Panthea Obscura: Deifornication

Panthea Obscura: DeifornicationPanthea Obscura: Deifornication (book)

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The beings that inspired the tales of the "gods" in ancient times actually existed, but they made humankind forget about them two thousand years ago. They blended into the human population and disappeared. Now The Deep thinks it's time humankind remembered, but Mother is afraid that will set their brother Troy, The Destroyer free to possess and manipulate human beings. The Deep calls for a vote among the "gods"! What will they decide? The gods of old once again make themselves known, trying to help humankind. But instead they wreak havoc, as even the gods discover they don't know everything! Steven Grant of Comic Book Resources says "Panthea Obscura" "...reminds me of some of the better independent comics published in the late '70s..."

VATICAN ASSASSIN

VATICAN ASSASSINVATICAN ASSASSIN (book)

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BERNARD CAMPION, aka "BC", is an assassin for the Pope, struggling with his work's inherent contradictions while trying to take care of “business” during an out of control interplanetary religious war in 2109. BC is a killer disguised as a priest of the New catholic Church. His current assignment? Eliminate the Governor of Lunar Prime, the free state on the Moon. BC has no idea this latest assignment will change everything...

Alibi Jones

Alibi JonesAlibi Jones (e-book)

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ALIBI JONES is searching for a kidnapped friend with the help of the mysterious alien Dakhur named Kit, and the man known as Piccolo. Little does Alibi know that following the trail of alien kidnappers will lead him to discover that dangers thought long-dead are still very much alive! A Stand Alone Science Fiction Adventure in the year 2135... That also ties back into the VATICAN ASSASSIN TRILOGY! Set twenty-three years after the trilogy's events, Alibi Jones, a mediator for the Solar Alliance, is also the son of Bernard Campion, aka "BC" - The Vatican Assassin! New readers can dive right in, while fans of the trilogy will run into some old friends.

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