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Randy's RubbersRandy's Rubbers (book)

Print: $13.25

Randy Baker loves rubbers. His lifelong ambition is to be a rubber baron, the biggest name in the rubber game. Polite society calls them condoms, but to Randy they’ll always be rubbers. Pete Reynolds is Randy’s best friend and a genius that passes the CPA and Missouri Bar exams at age eighteen. Pete is equal parts egghead and bonehead, and believes nuns are actually mutant penguins and that it’s perfectly acceptable to crush and incinerate hobos. Randy illegally incorporates his rubber company at age 18 and implements business practices based on defrauding the government and bribing public officials. His senior management team is comprised of the crew, Randy’s lifelong criminal friends. Randy’s outrageous marketing strategies constantly draw the ire of conservatives, who also deplore the fact that Randy is gay and has a transsexual girlfriend. Randy’s Rubbers is the story of Randy, Pete, and the crew as they grow up and build one of the world's biggest rubber companies.

Bennie's BrothersBennie's Brothers (book)

Print: $12.00

Bennie Street decided to help two battered women by exacting retribution against their abusers. Amy was running from Eugene Granger, who had punched her and pushed her down a flight of stairs. Monique was fleeing from Henry Morris, who had tried to rape her when she wouldn’t give him what he wanted. The crew stole Granger’s car, framed Morris for drug and firearms possession, and got Granger fired from his job. Ruining the life of Morris was a piece of cake, but Bennie’s retribution gig on Granger quickly turned into a nightmare. Granger was rich, belonged to a militia group, and was smart, obsessive, and unpredictable. In the end it all came down to what to do about Granger. Bennie figured there was a fine line between outright murder and a pre-emptive defensive kill. Making a mistake about Granger’s next moves would threaten the lives of the crew, as well as the women he had set out to help. “Bennie’s Brothers” is the sequel to “Randy’s Rubbers”.

Adam's CoversAdam's Covers (book)

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Adam Olson and Jenny Brighton moved to Chicago to take jobs working for Thaddeus Drake, the most influential conservative media mogul in the country. But Adam and Jenny quickly discovered that Drake was anything but conservative. Drake’s lust for bimbos with enormous breasts was surpassed only by his hate mongering and disdain for anyone other than Caucasian males. Drake decided to back O’Reilly in the Kirkwood, Missouri mayoral race. O’Reilly, a revolting little man that sexually harassed women every chance he got, was running against Zelda Finkley, a transsexual friend of Adam’s and Jenny’s. Drake decided to kill Zelda when it became obvious that O’Reilly was going to lose the election. Shortly after that Adam decided to kill Thaddeus Drake and steal his fortune. “Adam’s Covers” uses humor to highlight what can happen when those in positions of power are corrupted by their blind ambitions and illusions of grandeur. "Adam's Covers" is the sequel to "Bennie's Brothers."