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THE COOL AND THE DEADTHE COOL AND THE DEAD (book)

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A Peter Surf thriller. The son of a murdered 90's gangsta rapper now gets his own death threats. From the same killers in his father's never-solved homicide. Surf takes the case and the job of protecting the son, a rap poser with a large ego and a loose gun. Solving this case means returning to the violent hip-hop 90's, moving up today’s murder charts, and taking on the rising empire of a twisted Black Caesar.

PEELPEEL (book)

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A Peter Surf thriller. A childlike blonde hires the cool west coast private eye to recover her stolen sex fantasy. Tuesday Summers is a client who comes with layers of mystery to peel. Her sex fantasy was "stolen" by a villain who lives life like a 007 picture and leaves a long trail of bodies. Meanwhile Surf is the only eye so cool he has groupies. A Surf groupie shows up with her own brand of trouble. Now Surf is in two bad relationships with a high body count.

KARATEKARATE (book)

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A Peter Surf thriller. The cool west coast private eye is hired to wipe out Los Maldos, the most psychotic outlaw biker gang on the west coast. Meanwhile he has to survive his sex life: a killer sex triangle with two hitwomen, one out to reinvent sex, the other out to reinvent death.

BARRACUDABARRACUDA (book)

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A Peter Surf thriller. The cool west coast private eye takes on R.A.V.A.G.E., a secret organization that only targets private eyes. Why does R.A.V.A.G.E. exist and why is it hitting private eyes? The answer involves the Beach Mafia, the Caribbean connection, mermaids, mermaid hunters, and a large man named Gronsky. Surf has to solve this one or the cool private eye will become extinct.

STEEZSTEEZ (book)

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A Peter Surf thriller. The cool west coast private eye is hired to protect the sexy first female quarterback in pro football. She is the target of Ryan Seacrest-Scorpio, a homicidal new breed of extreme stalker as hot a celebrity as his targets. Plus she's been targeted by Asian organized crime and the hottest trend in kidnapping. Between the psychos and the model snatchers, Surf is playing a deadly new contact sport with a kinkier halftime show.

A MAN CALLED SURFA MAN CALLED SURF (book)

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The ultra-coolboiled edition of A MAN CALLED SURF is the ultimate Surf short fiction collection.

DAY OF THE DUDESDAY OF THE DUDES (book)

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An L.A. noir about killers and fall guys, ultravixens and avenging psychos, a deadly feud in the porn film industry, two homicide cops out for heads and a development deal,and a certain pro celebrity wife-killer plotting his comeback. In the middle of it all is Frank Kramer, a stereo store manager whose life becomes a sitcom of explicit sex and graphic violence.

COPACOPA (book)

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In the days of the Rat Pack, comedy was for gangsters. Insult comic Artie Dean goes on a vendetta when a psychotic gangster steals his act and leaves him for dead. When Artie hits L.A., he takes on the mob, the cops, and every freak in town to become the new king of comedy and to collect one gangster's head.

ZEXZEX (book)

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An erotic satire about the next hot trend: designer sex. The Newports are a cute trendy Manhattan couple who hire a designer for their sex life. The sex designer controls every aspect of the client's sex life and turns it into a work of art. The Newports get the hottest sex designer in New York: Mr. Goldtrapp. When Mr. Goldtrapp takes over their sex life, his edgy artistic vision transforms it into a strange and deadly erotic odyssey. Now the Newports have to survive it.