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Print: $15.87 Download: $9.49 This book is the total package. That’s right baby! It’s got laughs. It’s got sex. It’s got violence. It’s got exotic glamorous locations. Plus for any nerds out there, it’s got IT systems.
In the fourth of the IT guy series, top gun computer professional Richard Thrust carries on from where he left off in “Confessions of an IT Guy”. Dick dishes up the dirt on some amazing projects from the fast lane of IT and spills the beans on consultancy life style.
The incredible stories in volume four include:
• The worst 10 minutes of my entire life,
• The role Space Invaders played in developing my sexual technique,
• Incredible and amazing Marriage Evasion strategies,
• Why Dance Class babes need to sit out a dance occasionally,
• And the fantastic theory of Norks.
So get ready to giggle, when bad boy of IT Dick Thrust, tells it like it is. Buy it now, because laughter is good for ya!
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Print: $15.87 Download: $9.49 In “Confessions of an IT Guy” Big Dick, exposes the darkest and most hilarious anecdotes from his career as a computer contractor in London, England.
This book is simply bigger than big, ruder than rude and more amazing than something amazing that happened on a very amazing day! In it Thrust will expose what the real IT crowd are like in your organisation. His anecdotes include:
• The positive benefits of greasy balls,
• The etiquette of passing a tip to a belly-dancing babe,
• The reason why his pal has a large collection of photos of women’s backs,
• The real meaning of Edward Munch’s picture “The Scream”,
• Plus much, much more…
So fasten your seat belt and get ready for an outrageous roller coaster of a ride. A ride, that will bring you gales of laughter and make light of the crazy world of IT. Don’t hate yourself for missing out – Order your copy today!
WARNING: Contains material with strong language and adult themes!
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Print: $15.87 The Secerts of an IT Guy is a sequel that’s a prequel! In this book Richard Thrust follows on from "The IT Guy Diaries" with a selection of hilarious anecdotes from his university days. He also lifts the lid on the early years of his consulting career and dishes up more details of a typical computer contractor’s life including: The Champagne, The Caviar, The Fast Cars, The Hot women and the 5 Star luxury Holidays.
So, get ready to rumble and prepare to be amazed! As this loveable bad boy deals out some of the best belly laughs around.
WARNING: Contains material with strong language and Adult themes!
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Print: $15.87 Richard Thrust is a super star of IT and a top gun freelance consultant living and working in London, England. By appointment to anyone with enough cash and known as Big Dick, to his friends, he is both blessed and cursed with an incredible power over women. Such is the force of his power that he cannot unleash his full charisma in a confined space. This is for safety reasons, as the women may spontaneously combust, thus adding to the problems of global warming.
In this book, the first of the series, Big Dick opens his outrageous diaries and lifts the lid on UK consulting culture. He dishes up the details of a typical consultants life including: The Champagne, The Caviar, The Fast Cars, The Hot women and 5 Star luxury holidays.
So stand by for action and prepare to be dazzled! As Big Dick Thrust deals out some of the best belly laughs around.
WARNING: Contains material with strong language and Adult themes!
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Print: $16.73 For many years, UK women’s magazines like Chat and Women’s Weekly Fiction Special have had columns that allow readers to submit sixty word stories. Richard Thrust has had a number of items published in such magazines.
So what is a sixty word story? It may be many things: a gem of wit, a nugget of wisdom, a romantic tale, a saucy snippet or a spooky story. So whatever tickles your fancy, a Coffee Cream or a Champagne Truffle in this selection you are sure to find something to excite your taste buds. Get ready to giggle, Stand by to smile as your day has just got a little bit brighter.
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Print: $5.57 Download: $2.39 This modern day tale of Halloween horror will send a shiver up your spine and give you a whole new perspective on a trip to the Far East.
An IT consultant exchanges his hum drum life of commuting into London for an exciting sabbatical in the land of smiles, Thailand. However, the friends he makes on his journey and the Chang Mai curse lead him into more excitement than he has bargained for …
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Print: $5.57 Download: $2.39 Forbidden love is a tale of undying passion that spans over a decade. It will warm your heart and steal your tears as the tragedy unfolds. How can love be so strong? You’ll find out and learn how love born from passion can lead to betrayal of the sadist kind…
Will things work out for Paul and Hannah? Or will their love tear them apart?
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Print: $5.57 Download: $2.39 In this paper “Effective Teams – Building Teams That Work” Richard Thrust will explain the basics of team building, and answer some of the most important questions that a new team leader might have, including:
• What makes an effective team?
• Why are businesses moving from an autocratic style of management to a more team based model?
• What stages do teams go through when they form?
• What strategies can the leader use to minimise conflict and achieve the goal of a productive team?
Good leadership is not a gift, it is something that is learned, and this paper will point the point the average leader in the direction of greatness.
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Print: $5.57 Download: $2.39 What are goals? Why do we need them? And what’s the best way to construct them?
In this article Richard Thrust outlines a sound methodology based on NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming) for creating goals and determining the steps to success.
Read it now! Because a better future is waiting for you.
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Print: $5.57 Download: $2.39 What makes an advert stand out? Why do some ads sell more products than others? What are the key elements of a good ad? Want to know more? And write the kind of ads that will sell your products then read on …
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Print: $5.57 Download: $2.39 The meaning of any communication is the response you get from it.
This article will teach you how to: Write with the reader's needs in mind, Plan and structure documents, Use a range of techniques to draft with clarity, economy and style, Follow a simple process for editing your work.
All of these techniques should help you write to get the response that you want.
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Print: $31.85 Did you miss out on a sight seeing trip to Blackpool illuminations in 2007? Yes! Well don’t panic! Big Dick Thrust took a road trip to Blackpool, the Las Vegas of Northern England, to capture it all for you on film.
This amazing and fantastic light show can be seen right here! So check the preview now!
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Print: $15.87 Download: $9.49 Welcome to another outrageously comic romp through the world of IT consultancy in London, England. In this the fifth of the IT Guy series, Richard Thrust explains:
• How to spot a pirate infestation,
• Mmm the amazing secret of chocolate,
• The dangers of bullets by the pool,
• Scooby-Doo and the mystery of the question,
• An introduction to nudist beach etiquette,
• What to do if a girl asks you to kiss her somewhere dirty,
• And… How to understand girl talk,
Order a copy now! Because humour is the best medicine!
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