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+RØSS - Manifest Destiny - Download

+RØSS - Manifest Destiny - Download+RØSS - Manifest Destiny - Download (multimedia download)

Download: $10.00

The debut album of Ross is available once again and is remixed a little! Eleven songs and over an hour of re-revolutionary grunge rock make this CD the must have of the decade! Which one? I don't know, you figure it out! All this is new wave melodic electronic poppunk psychedelic progressive grunge rock n’ roll from the wilds of Armpitland, New Jersey! +RØSS’ eclectic-yet-accessible brand of self-produced music has garnered the attention and accolades of many in the Newgrounds.com and Myspace.com communities. So, this is the "greatest hits" album for those loyal fans, and now it’s available worldwide! Own the first Ross release and own a part of history. Among Ross’ influences are Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Tool, Nine Inch Nails & Led Zeppelin, and all of these influences come to bear on the unique, largely unknown and undiscovered sounds of ‘Manifest Destiny.’

Godlings

GodlingsGodlings (book)

Print: $15.25

Download: $10.00

On Tuesday, June 18, 1996 at St. Antony’s High School, 59 students and 12 teachers were killed in a riot during 6th Period Lunch. Identification of the dead lasted 19 days, and notification of family members took the rest of that third week. Students’ parents were camped out on school property, and some members of the parish took rooms in the convent next door. Authorities heading the investigation - alumni of the school - later stated that it had been decided from the start that news of the incident should not be made public – for fear of creating a panic. The parents of the victims complied. 4 teenagers just got away with the crime of the century, and no one seems to care. So what? Now what? These four are "godlings" out to conquer the world and then some. They take no great care and no prisoners… at least not yet. Find out what makes these kids tick, or if they even tick at all. [+RA]

+RØSS - Manifest Destiny

+RØSS - Manifest Destiny+RØSS - Manifest Destiny (CD)

Disc: $10.75

The debut album of Ross is available once again and is remixed a little! Eleven songs and over an hour of re-revolutionary grunge rock make this CD the must have of the decade! Which one? I don't know, you figure it out! All this is new wave melodic electronic poppunk psychedelic progressive grunge rock n’ roll from the wilds of Armpitland, New Jersey! +RØSS’ eclectic-yet-accesible brand of self-produced music has garnered the attention and accolades of many in the Newgrounds.com and Myspace.com communities. So, this is the "greatest hits" album for those loyal fans, and now it’s available worldwide! Own the first Ross release and own a part of history. Among Ross’ influences are Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Tool, Nine Inch Nails & Led Zeppelin, and all of these influences come to bear on the unique, largely unknown and undiscovered sounds of ‘Manifest Destiny.’

The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 1

The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 1The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 1 (book)

Download: $5.55

Hardcover Print: $22.35

Hey, it's me... Jesus, now in hardcover! I don't want to just repeat the warning. It's on the back of the book, and the 2nd or 3rd page in so it's in the preview, too. Read the warning, take heed. Imagine, and suspend disbelief: Jesus was God, then died, and now finally finally writing his memoirs, like a new bible, but more like a standup comedy routine at times. I know you already know some stories. But there are strange twists that history has seemed intent on ironing out... for better or worse. All is told here, my last real message to humanity before the world ends. Self publishing through Ross is the only way I could get The Real Word out. F-d up, ain't it? This book, and its companion, are the good and bad, awful truths of the longview, itself: sarcastic and cynical, daring and impassioned and apathetic. This tome is not wicked, but frankly delicious. [+RA]

The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 2

The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 2The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 2 (book)

Download: $5.55

Hardcover Print: $22.65

Hey, it's me... Jesus, now in hardcover! I don't want to just repeat the warning. It's on the back of the book, and the 2nd or 3rd page in so it's in the preview, too. Read the warning, take heed. Imagine, and suspend disbelief: Jesus was God, then died, and now finally finally writing his memoirs, like a new bible, but more like a standup comedy routine at times. I know you already know some stories. But there are strange twists that history has seemed intent on ironing out... for better or worse. All is told here, my last real message to humanity before the world ends. Self publishing through Ross is the only way I could get The Real Word out. F-d up, ain't it? This book, and its companion, are the good and bad, awful truths of the longview, itself: sarcastic and cynical, daring and impassioned and apathetic. This tome is not wicked, but frankly delicious. [+RA]

Ten Pieces: a collection of short stories

Ten Pieces: a collection of short storiesTen Pieces: a collection of short stories (book)

Print: $11.91

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Ten stories for under twelve dollars? [OR DOWNLOAD IT FOR FIVE IF YOU CLICK ON MY NAME AND THEN SCROLL DOWN A BIT, BECAUSE FOR SOME SILLY, ASSUMABLY BUDGET-RELATED REASON IT DOESN'T SHOW UP HERE ON THIS PAGE.] Wtf? Here we have an anthology collection of ten, that's right... 10 select short stories by author/poet/musician blah blah blah Ross W. Allaire, including the semi/neo-epic poem "The Busride To Oblivion" and one that's only a few paragraphs. There is one where harm comes to an innocent, and you might be horrified. Does that make it horror? I don't know. I don't think so... I mean, at the end of the day, there's not much that's truly SUPERnatural, is there? Even a ghost has an electromagnetic resonance frequency or something... anyway, these stories are nuts. And this is like a rock bottom price for this book. It's out here. It's all out here. For all of you.

Fear and Loathing at Ground Zero

Fear and Loathing at Ground ZeroFear and Loathing at Ground Zero (book)

Print: $10.00

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An essay by Ross about the one-year anniversary of the destruction of the World Trade Center, taking the form of an eyewitness account to the memorial proceedings in New York City on September 11th in 2002.

Godlings - Hardcover Edition

Godlings - Hardcover EditionGodlings - Hardcover Edition (book)

Hardcover Print: $37.50

On Tuesday, June 18, 1996 at St. Antony’s High School, 59 students and 12 teachers were killed in a riot during 6th Period Lunch. Identification of the dead lasted 19 days, and notification of family members took the rest of that third week. Students’ parents were camped out on school property, and some members of the parish took rooms in the convent next door. Authorities heading the investigation - alumni of the school - later stated that it had been decided from the start that news of the incident should not be made public – for fear of creating a panic. The parents of the victims complied. 4 teenagers just got away with the crime of the century, and no one seems to care. So what? Now what? These four are "godlings" out to conquer the world and then some. They take no great care and no prisoners… at least not yet. Find out what makes these kids tick, or if they even tick at all. [+RA]

The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 1

The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 1The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 1 (book)

Print: $22.98

Download: $5.55

Hey, it's me... Jesus. I don't want to just repeat the warning. It's on the back of the book, and the 2nd or 3rd page in so it's in the preview, too. Read the warning, take heed. Imagine, and suspend disbelief: Jesus was God, then died, and now finally finally writing his memoirs, like a new bible, but more like a standup comedy routine at times. I know you already know some stories. But there are strange twists that history has seemed intent on ironing out... for better or worse. All is told here, my last real message to humanity before the world ends. Self publishing through Ross is the only way I could get The Real Word out. F-d up, ain't it? This book, and its companion, are the good and bad, awful truths of the longview, itself: sarcastic and cynical, daring and impassioned and apathetic. This tome is not wicked, but frankly delicious. [+RA]

The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 2

The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 2The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 2 (book)

Print: $21.98

Download: $5.55

Hey, it's me... Jesus. I don't want to just repeat the warning. It's on the back of the book, and the 2nd or 3rd page in so it's in the preview, too. Read the warning, take heed. Imagine, and suspend disbelief: Jesus was God, then died, and now finally finally writing his memoirs, like a new bible, but more like a standup comedy routine at times. I know you already know some stories. But there are strange twists that history has seemed intent on ironing out... for better or worse. All is told here, my last real message to humanity before the world ends. Self publishing through Ross is the only way I could get The Real Word out. F-d up, ain't it? This book, and its companion, are the good and bad, awful truths of the longview, itself: sarcastic and cynical, daring and impassioned and apathetic. This tome is not wicked, but frankly delicious. [+RA]