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Download: $9.07 Hardcover Print: $50.80 RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR... is the new volume of poetry for 2007 by poet Paul Chandler, otherwise known as Shy Yeti. This is the colour hardback version. This collection includes over 50 poems and more than 100 photographs. Poems include ALL GOOD PIES MUST END, THE BLACK EYED GROWL, I'M FEELING KINDA GIDDY, LIFE IN A PELICAN'S BEAK and many more...
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Print: $16.32 Download: $9.07 RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR... is the new volume of poetry for 2007 by poet Paul Chandler, otherwise known as Shy Yeti. This is the black and white paperback version. This collection includes over 50 poems and more than 100 photographs. Poems include ALL GOOD PIES MUST END, THE BLACK EYED GROWL, I'M FEELING KINDA GIDDY, LIFE IN A PELICAN'S BEAK and many more...
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Download: $9.07 Hardcover Print: $45.35 This is a collection of photos taken in April 2007 of Dunbar in Scotland; of the coast and nearby country walks in East Linton, North Berwick and around the John Muir Park footpath. There are also some poems contained, written about the area and previously published in poetry collections by the author. This is the hardback version of this book.
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Print: $32.65 Download: $9.06 This is a collection of photos taken in April 2007 of Dunbar in Scotland; of the coast and nearby country walks in East Linton, North Berwick and around the John Muir Park footpath. There are also some poems contained, written about the area and previously published in poetry collections by the author. This is the paperback version of the book.
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Print: $36.28 Download: $9.07 RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR... is the new volume of poetry for 2007 by poet Paul Chandler, otherwise known as Shy Yeti. This is the colour paperback version. This collection includes over 50 poems and more than 100 photographs. Poems include ALL GOOD PIES MUST END, THE BLACK EYED GROWL, I'M FEELING KINDA GIDDY, LIFE IN A PELICAN'S BEAK and many more...
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Download: $9.07 Hardcover Print: $29.02 This is the 5th Mouse Of Commons book and contains 1 novella and 4 shorter stories, as well as some very useful advise by guinea pig guru, Auntie Astrid. The novella is by Ben Herring and is called THE PROFESSOR OF POWER and the other 4 shorter stories are by Paul Chandler and are entitled; MOUSE ON THE MOON, THE THEFT OF THE MOUSE PRINCESS, THE NOTORIOUS B.U.G. and THE LAST RECIPE. Auntie Astrid appears courtesy of Gareth Bellis - world famous book cataloguer and Eurovision Song Contest wizard. This is the hardback edition of the book.
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Download: $7.00 Hardcover Print: $29.02 A MOUSE IN BEAR'S CLOTHING is the third MOUSE OF COMMONS novel. This is the hardback edition of this book. In this adventure Gladstone McWhiskers meets a gentlebear named Charlie Grrr and has to face the possibility of losing his faithful side-kick, Oliver Louse to showbiz. All that and the sinister goings on in the Big Growler House threaten to make this the most impossible few days that The Mouse of Commons has ever had to face.
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Hardcover Print: $40.27 A Limited Edition Collection of Photos from a trip to Beaumaris in August 2006. Contains lots of photographs of cows and teddy bears! How unusual! This edition in Hardback.
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Print: $18.13 Download: $9.06 This is the 4th Mouse of Commons book after MOUSE OF COMMONS - MOUSE OF LORDS, MOUSE IN A BOTTLE and MOUSE IN BEAR'S CLOTHING. This is the story of what happens when Gladstone McWhiskers, Oliver Louse and Charlie Grrr encounter visitors from another world; the mysterious and ever-so-slightly Mouses of Parliament. This is the paperback edition of this book.
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Hardcover Print: $30.83 GLADSTONE MCWHISKERS AND THE MOUSES OF PARLIAMENT is the 4th Mouse of Commons novel and follows MOUSE OF COMMONS - MOUSE OF LORDS, MOUSE IN A BOTTLE and MOUSE IN BEAR'S CLOTHING. In this adventure Gladstone, Ollie and Charlie Grrr meet new and sinister visitors from outer space; The Mouses of Parliament.
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Print: $27.46 A Limited Edition Collection of Photos from a trip to Beaumaris in August 2006. Contains lots of photographs of cows and teddy bears! How unusual!
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Download: $7.03 Hardcover Print: $26.88 This is the second Mouse of Commons novel, which features Gladstone McWhiskers - The Mouse of Commons and his assistants Ollie Louse and Bell. It was originally written at the same time as the first novel, back in 2000, but was then lost for 5 years. Here it has been unearthed, proudly dusted off and presented for your delictation! :-) MOUSE IN A BOTTLE tells the tale of a mysterious blue bottle in an antique shop - a small boy possessed by an evil spirit - an fiendish nemesis from the dim and distant past and a threat that could wipe out Gladstone McWhiskers, the current Mouse of Commons - once and for all.
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Print: $16.32 Download: $8.68 A combined edition of Paul's 7th and 8th collections from 2005: MUGSHOTS and POETIQUETTE, includes the poems...
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Print: $18.13 Download: $5.73 This book, INTERFERENCE is the first book combining all the episodes from the first AN ONGOING SAGA series - brought to you (for a limited period ONLY) for the first time since it's creation in 2002. This version is the Paperback version. There is also a hardback edition.
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Hardcover Print: $43.83 My latest book of verse. Guest edited by Beargrrrian star; Charlie Grrr. Contains over 50 poems and more than 50 colour photos. Purchasers please note that this is the most expensive version of this book, produced in colour and hardback. There is a cheaper, paperback colour version and also a black and white paperback edition.
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Print: $18.13 Download: $9.07 This is the 5th Mouse Of Commons book and contains 1 novella and 4 shorter stories, as well as some very useful advise by guinea pig guru, Auntie Astrid. The novella is by Ben Herring and is called THE PROFESSOR OF POWER and the other 4 shorter stories are by Paul Chandler and are entitled; MOUSE ON THE MOON, THE THEFT OF THE MOUSE PRINCESS, THE NOTORIOUS B.U.G. and THE LAST RECIPE. Auntie Astrid appears courtesy of Gareth Bellis - world famous book cataloguer and Eurovision Song Contest wizard. This is the paperback edition.
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Print: $16.30 Download: $7.71 A black and white, paperback version of the new book from Paul Chandler, edited by Beargrrrian superstar, Charlie Grrr. There are also more expensive colour "coffee table" editions available, A4 size.
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Print: $18.12 Download: $6.59 This is the third Mouse of Commons novel - new for 2006! This is the tale of a the mysterious Charlie Grrr and all the many various troubles he brings to the lives of Gladstone McWhiskers and his loyal assistant Oliver Louse. There is also a hardback version of this book.
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Print: $14.32 Download: $4.94 This is the second Mouse of Commons novel, which features Gladstone McWhiskers - The Mouse of Commons and his assistants Ollie Louse and Bell. It was originally written at the same time as the first novel, back in 2000, but was then lost for 5 years. Here it has been unearthed, proudly dusted off and presented for your delictation! :-)
MOUSE IN A BOTTLE tells the tale of a mysterious blue bottle in an antique shop - a small boy possessed by an evil spirit - an fiendish nemesis from the dim and distant past and a threat that could wipe out Gladstone McWhiskers, the current Mouse of Commons - once and for all.
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Download: $7.25 Hardcover Print: $23.58 Autumnal Lovesongs is a compilation of two of my previous volumes, THE AUTUMNAL E.P. from 2003 and LOVESONGS FOR THE BITTER AND TWISTED from 2004. This hardback edition includes almost 100 compositions, including: ALL THE OLD DUDES…, AS GOOD AS YOU GAVE ME…, BAGGAGE…, THE BEAR WONDER…, THE BEAST BELOW STAIRS…, THE BIKER AND THE BEAR…, BLAME THE SIXTIES…, CARVING UP THIS CITY!, CRASHING BORES!, CRASHTESTBOYFRIEND… and many more...
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Download: $6.56 Hardcover Print: $25.39 The first of the Mystic Biscuits series. The bizarre adventures of Tula Swiss and the rather odd bunch of new friends she meets whilst working in Belgravia. This is a hardback edition of the book, there is also a paperback version.
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Download: $8.30 Hardcover Print: $27.21 TALES OF A SHY YETI - VOLUME ONE contains the first 3 stories published in 2005 of the SHY YETI series: THE TALE OF THE BIRTHDAY BEAR, THE TALE OF THE TENBY SAUSAGE and THE TALE OF THE DIAMOND STUDDED PIE. This is a hardback edition of the book, there is also a paperback version.
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Hardcover Print: $27.21 The first in a series of books involving The Mouse of Commons, the adventures of a mouse at the very top of British Government!!! In this first story, our hero makes a new friend, finds himself up against an old enemy and rescuing allies from a fate worse than the cooking pot! (HARDBACK EDITION) You can read more about THE MOUSE OF COMMONS on www.mouseofcommons.blogspot.com
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Print: $31.56 Download: $6.25 My latest book of verse. Guest edited by Beargrrrian star; Charlie Grrr. Contains over 50 poems and more than 50 colour photos. There is also a more expensive hardback colour edition and a cheaper black and white paperback version available.
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Print: $14.50 Download: $7.65 Autumnal Lovesongs is a compilation of two of my previous volumes, THE AUTUMNAL E.P. from 2003 and LOVESONGS FOR THE BITTER AND TWISTED from 2004. This paperback edition includes almost 100 compositions, including: ALL THE OLD DUDES…, AS GOOD AS YOU GAVE ME…, BAGGAGE…, THE BEAR WONDER…, THE BEAST BELOW STAIRS…, THE BIKER AND THE BEAR…, BLAME THE SIXTIES…, CARVING UP THIS CITY!, CRASHING BORES!, CRASHTESTBOYFRIEND… and many more...
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Print: $16.32 Download: $9.07 Paperback edition of THIRD & 4TH TIME LUCKY - a compilation of my 3rd and 4th collections.
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Download: $7.68 Hardcover Print: $25.08 THIRD & 4TH TIME LUCKY... is a compilation of my third collection THIRD TIME LUCKY from 2002 and GO 4TH & DIVIDE from 2003. The poems are mainly humorous - but there is the usual mix of strange, sad or sinister on top of all the silliness. There are well over 100 poems within and these include: GET OVER YOURSELF, A GIRL LIKE HER
GOOD HUG, HERBAL TEABAGS, HER ITALIAN STALLION, IN DEEPEST DARKEST BELGRAVIA…, EXIT, PURSUED BY A YETI, FAREWELL TO SLOUGH…, FROM THE MIND OF A TURNIP…, FURRY FROM THE DEEP!!!, GAP IN THE MARKET and GETTING ON FAMOUSLY.
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Hardcover Print: $25.08 JUNK/FOOD - ROLLERCOASTER is combined version of my first two books of verse. JUNK/FOOD is from 2001 (but this is a revised version from 2005 with new content) and includes such daft poems as BALLAD OF A BLOOD SUCKER, BALLAD OF AN ALRIGHT BLOKE, BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD and CARELESS TALK COSTS, as well as a number of pieces written in 1992, whilst I was still at school. ROLLERCOASTER includes such merry ditties as DAFFODILS, 1800'S EASY-RIDER, FACE FOR RADIO, FORGETFULNESS, GHOST and HOSTAGE TO SQUIRRELS. But don't be fooled - not all of the poems included are silly - some a serious, some bizarre and some really rather dark in tone!!! *HARDBACK VERSION*
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Print: $16.32 Download: $7.96 The first of the Mystic Biscuits series.
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Print: $16.32 Download: $7.88 TALES OF A SHY YETI - VOLUME ONE contains the first 3 stories published in 2005 of the SHY YETI series: THE TALE OF THE BIRTHDAY BEAR, THE TALE OF THE TENBY SAUSAGE and THE TALE OF THE DIAMOND STUDDED PIE
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Download: $6.14 Hardcover Print: $29.02 This book, INTERFERENCE is the first book combining all the episodes from the first AN ONGOING SAGA series - brought to you for the first time since it's creation in 2002.
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Print: $14.32 Download: $7.51 JUNK/FOOD - ROLLERCOASTER is combined version of my first two books of verse. JUNK/FOOD is from 2001 (but this is a revised version from 2005 with new content) and includes such daft poems as BALLAD OF A BLOOD SUCKER, BALLAD OF AN ALRIGHT BLOKE, BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD and
CARELESS TALK COSTS, as well as a number of pieces written in 1992, whilst I was still at school. ROLLERCOASTER includes such merry ditties as DAFFODILS, 1800'S EASY-RIDER, FACE FOR RADIO, FORGETFULNESS, GHOST and HOSTAGE TO SQUIRRELS.
But don't be fooled - not all of the poems included are silly - some a serious, some bizarre and some really rather dark in tone!!! This is an updated paperback edition with new photographic covers taken by Paul Chandler in August 2006.
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Hardcover Print: $21.03 More mainly silly and bizarre verse from the Bard of Byfleet and New Haw. Titles include THE RULES OF GOOD-LOOKINGNESS…, SCARED OF THE QUEEN…, A 2ND RATE LOTHARIO…, SHOPPING AROUND…, SOMETHING TO DECLARE… and SOMEWHERE INBETWEEN… *HARDBACK VERSION*
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Print: $16.32 Download: $8.06 The first in a series of books involving The Mouse of Commons, the adventures of a mouse at the very top of British Government!!! In this first story, our hero makes a new friend, finds himself up against an old enemy and rescuing allies from a fate worse than the cooking pot! This version is in paperback. You can read more about THE MOUSE OF COMMONS on www.mouseofcommons.blogspot.com
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Print: $36.28 This book is a colour book of photography; compiling all the best photos used in three Mouse of Commons novels: GLADSTONE MCWHISKERS AND THE BEARGRRRIAN DILEMMA, GLADSTONE MCWHISKERS THROWS IT ALL AWAY and THE FURTHER SQUEAKS OF GLADSTONE MCWHISKERS. The majority of these photos were taken by Paul Chandler; all over Europe between 2006 and 2008.
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Download: $9.06 Hardcover Print: $29.02 The Further Squeaks of Gladstone McWhiskers is the 2nd Mouse of Commons short story collection. In these adventures, Glad attends a Halloween party to end all Halloween parties, goes on a life-threatening sponsored walk, helps a friend in need find a job, meets a ghostly apparition, dresses up as a fox club to infiltrate a gang, attempts to prevent an assassination and loses his memory during a trip to Stockholm.
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Print: $16.32 Download: $9.06 WOOED-ER AWAKENINGS is the second compilation of relationship poems from the collections; THE AUTUMNAL E.P., LOVESONGS FOR THE BITTER AND TWISTED, MUGSHOTS and POETIQUETTE (published on www.lulu.com as AUTUMNAL LOVESONGS and MUGSHOTS/POETIQUETTE) The first compilation from the first 4 volumes
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Print: $36.28 Download: $9.06 This is Paul Chandler's new collection of poems for 2008, using his alter-ego of Shy Yeti - yeti poet extraordinaire!! This volume includes over 50 new compositions and many photos; produced in Colour. There is also a paperback black and white edition and a colour hardback edition available. Poems include: ALL GIVE - NO TAKE, GROOVE, MAKING BADGES FOR BADGERS, THE SOLEMN SALAMANDER, YOU ARE THE NIGHTMARE THAT KEEPS OTHER NIGHTMARES AWAKE, YETI SPAGHETTI and MANY more...
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Download: $9.06 Hardcover Print: $45.35 This is Paul Chandler's new collection of poems for 2008, using his alter-ego of Shy Yeti - yeti poet extraordinaire!! This volume includes over 50 new compositions and many photos; produced in colour and hardback. There is also a colour paperback and a B&W paperback edition available. Poems include: ALL GIVE - NO TAKE, GROOVE, MAKING BADGES FOR BADGERS, THE SOLEMN SALAMANDER, YOU ARE THE NIGHTMARE THAT KEEPS OTHER NIGHTMARES AWAKE, YETI SPAGHETTI and MANY more...
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Print: $16.32 Download: $9.06 This is Paul Chandler's new collection of poems for 2008, using his alter-ego of Shy Yeti - yeti poet extraordinaire!! This volume includes over 50 new compositions and many photos; produced in B&W. There is also a colour edition available. Poems include: ALL GIVE - NO TAKE, GROOVE, MAKING BADGES FOR BADGERS, THE SOLEMN SALAMANDER, YOU ARE THE NIGHTMARE THAT KEEPS OTHER NIGHTMARES AWAKE, YETI SPAGHETTI and MANY more...
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Print: $16.32 Download: $9.07 WOOED AWAKENINGS is a compilation of the poems of Paul Chandler which focuses on the theme of the strange world of relationships. These are not just your ordinary day to day marriages and break ups - but bitter and peculiar tales of those who have been wronged, those who have deceived and one man, in particular, who has fallen in love with a statue.
The 75 poems in this collection were written between 1999 and 2004 and first appeared in the collections JUNK/FOOD / ROLLERCOASTER and THIRD & 4TH TIME LUCKY, both published here on lulu.com. There are also two new poems published for the first time in this collection, written during 2007.
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Download: $9.06 Hardcover Print: $29.02 GLADSTONE MCWHISKERS THROWS IT ALL AWAY is all about what happens when The Mouse of Commons decides to give up his position and runs away to the country; leaving his trusty assistant - Oliver Louse - to deal with a scary new foe in old London Town. But what Gladstone finds out in the country is equally as dangerous and scary... This is the hardback version of the new novel.
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Print: $18.13 Download: $9.06 GLADSTONE MCWHISKERS THROWS IT ALL AWAY is all about what happens when The Mouse of Commons decides to give up his position and runs away to the country; leaving his trusty assistant - Oliver Louse - to deal with a scary new foe in old London Town. But what Gladstone finds in the country is equally as dangerous and scary...
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Download: $9.07 Hardcover Print: $29.02 In this new Mouse of Commons adventure, Charlie Grrr - Beargrrrian superstar has been bearnapped and returned to his home country by the evil new dictator who wants the famous bear out of the way. It is up to Gladstone and his team of Bell Haggis and Oliver Louse to help get him back and prove him innocent of the pie crimes that he has been accused of. It is an adventure that leads across Europe; from London to Paris to Rome and then finally to Beargrrria itself.
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Print: $18.13 Download: $9.06 This is the latest Mouse of Commons book from Paul Chandler. Gladstone McWhiskers and the Beargrrrian Dilemma follows on from the previous book The Mouses of Parliament and concerns Gladstone and his friend's battle to save Charlie Grrr from the evil dictator Pot Pie Du Belly back in Beargrrria.
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Print: $18.13 Download: $9.06 The Further Squeaks of Gladstone McWhiskers is the 2nd Mouse of Commons short story collection. In these adventures, Glad attends a Halloween party to end all Halloween parties, goes on a life-threatening sponsored walk, helps a friend in need find a job, meets a ghostly apparition, dresses up as a fox club to infiltrate a gang, attempts to prevent an assassination and loses his memory during a trip to Stockholm.
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