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Download: FREE Warning - contains ribald humour. Unsuitable for young children and politically correct do-gooders. In this second collection featuring a number of the author's favourite chapters from his often ribald extra-dimensional tales, samples can be found of The Horatio Horseblanket Chronicles, The Where House, Fanfare for the Common Hamster, and The Psychic Historian. And it's free too!  Download for Free |
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Download: FREE Warning: Ribald material. Unsuitable for young children and prudes. A low-cost collection of nine chapters, especially chosen by the author, to showcase the first five books of Tooty Nolan's ribald and bawdy Hamster-Britain series. Examples appear from the Horatio Horseblanket Chronicles, The Where House, Fanfare for the Common Hamster, and The Psychic Historian. Download for Free |
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Print: $10.39 Download: $1.88 Warning: Contains ribald humour: Unsuitable for young children and prudes.
Imagine an alternative universe within which the planet Earth evolved very differently to our own - where, instead of human beings standing atop the podium of life, the rodent is king. In this fifth volume of the Hamster-Britain series we revisit The Where House - where Boney Legge has engaged the services of the Psychic Historian - Sorbresto Titt.
In a money-making ploy he hopes to 'read' the DNA of the inhabitants of Hamster Heath, and thereby access their genetic memories. The resulting 'histories' of their forebears are then presented to them in a most spectacular, and financially lucrative, fashion. But not everything goes exactly to plan...
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Print: $9.84 Download: $1.88 Warning: Contains ribald humour: Unsuitable for young children and prudes.
Imagine an alternative universe within which the planet Earth evolved very differently to our own - where, instead of human beings standing atop the podium of life, the rodent is king. Welcome to the world of Brenda Bugler - a chubby female hamster whose only skill, it seems, is to even out the level of frozen custard in pots. But when she discovers that she has the ability to cross over into an alternative dimension in which her homeland has been replaced with a medieval society, she finds that in order to survive the resulting revolution she must acquire skills that go far beyond the manipulation of dairy products.
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Print: $9.00 Download: $1.88 Warning: Contains ribald humour. Unsuitable for young children and prudes.
Imagine an alternative universe within which the planet Earth evolved very differently to our own - where, instead of human beings standing atop the podium of life, the rodent is king. Imagine the society that might have developed there...
In this third volume of the Hamster Britain Series we visit The Where House, which is a privately run exhibition of alien artefacts - plundered from Area 99 following the total evacuation of North America following a particularly virulent outbreak of Hamster's Arse.
Boney Legge and his three employees - all strive to survive adventures of the most remarkable kind as they attempt to understand and master the strange alien devices that Boney has bought as a job lot from an ineffectual and despairing Hamster British government.
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Print: $11.04 Download: $1.88 Warning: Contains ribald humour. Unsuitable for young children and prudes.
Imagine an alternative universe within which the planet Earth evolved very differently to our own - where, instead of human beings standing atop the podium of life, the rodent is king. Imagine the society that might have developed there. Well you don't have to. Welcome to the world of Horatio Horseblanket - a citizen of Hamster Britain, and denizen of the beautiful rural town of Hamster Heath.
Follow the adventure of his life as he grows up in a world that isn't quite so different from our own as we'd assumed. Immerse yourself in a preposterous world where a young male hamster must utilise all of his natural gifts in order to survive - those being sharp teeth, gross ignorance, incredible good fortune, and the biggest pair of testes in the land!
In Volume Two, Horatio is a little older, and perhaps a little wiser: But in every other respect it's business as usual.
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Print: $10.68 Download: $1.88 Contains ribald humour: Unsuitable for young children. Imagine an alternative universe within which the planet Earth evolved very differently to our own - where, instead of human beings standing atop the podium of life, the rodent is king.
Imagine the society that might have developed there. Well you don't have to. Welcome to the world of Horatio Horseblanket - a citizen of Hamster Britain, and denizen of the beautiful rural town of Hamster Heath. Follow the adventure of his life as he grows up in a world that isn't quite so different from our own after all. Immerse yourself in a preposterous world where a young male hamster must use all of his natural gifts to survive - those being, sharp teeth, gross ignorance, incredible good fortune, and the biggest pair of testes in the land!
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