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Crawling up the WallsCrawling up the Walls (book)

Print: $6.37

Maloren V. is a 19 year old girl who has been awake for four years working on a project, only to have it rejected. Now that she has nothing interesting left to do, she decides to sleep, which turns out to be a bad idea.

HaruOMFG Episode 1HaruOMFG Episode 1 (book)

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HaruOMFG (obnoxious Madonna Fan Girl) Chapter one: Haru is a lonely girl with a rough past. Her only friends are the ones she created in her mind. Bothered by insomnia, and paranoia, Haru's life is unusual, yet funny.

HaruOMFG Episode 3HaruOMFG Episode 3 (book)

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HaruOMFG (oh, my friends're gone) Chapter 3: A lonely night for Haru, with not a word from a "so-called friend" all day. Feeling betrayed and depressed she vows to kill herself if no one contacts her by 10:30. But suddenly, A.D.D. takes over and the crisis is averted, in the most ridiculous way possible.

HaruOMFG Episode 2HaruOMFG Episode 2 (book)

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Haru OMFG (Overly melon frightened git) Chapter two: The paranoia increases in this episode, over something so seemingly harmless.

Canta Per MeCanta Per Me (book)

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It's 3AM. All I want is to have my smoke, and get to bed. I just spent all day shoveling 3 feet of snow off my drive. Where did this little kid come from? Do her parents know she's out in the snow this time of night? How creepy. Maybe I'm hallucinating. I think I need to get some sleep... If see her again, I'll know something strange is afoot.

HaruOM5GHaruOM5G (book)

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All four episodes of HaruOMFG now available in this wonderful compilation book- HaruOM5G, now with a character description page!