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Jonathan C. Smith, PhD
jsmith@roosevelt.edu


Jonathan C. Smith PhD is an international expert on stress, relaxation, meditation, and mindfulness -- and more recently critical thinking and the paranormal. He is a Licensed Clinical Psychologist, Professor of Psychology at Chicago's Roosevelt University, and Founding Director of the Roosevelt University Stress Institute (and the Pseudoscience and Paranormal Laboratory). The Institute has an extensive research program, online and classroom instruction, and Certificates in Relaxation, Meditation and Mindfulness Dr. Smith has published at least 19 books and more than three dozen articles, served as expert outside reviewer for six top psychological and medical journals, and published chapters as "guest expert" in eight textbooks and encyclopedias. His book publishers have included Aldine, Guilford Press, Macmillan, Oxford University Press, Plenum, Praeger, Prentice-Hall, Research Press, Springer, and Wiley/Blackwell. In addition, he has served as Chairman of the Department of Psychology at Roosevelt University for a decade and created Chicago's first university-based PsyD in Clinical Psychology. Under the leadership of subsequent Directors, this program has proudly earned a 7-year APA accreditation and is acclaimed nationwide for its focus on quality instruction, small classes, and rigor.

Dr. Smith's primary research focus has been theoretical and clinical issues related to stress management, relaxation, meditation, and mindfulness. His work on critical thinking focuses on paranormic religiosity and extraordinary paranormal "claims of consequence."

Dr. Smith has taught thousands of students, clients, and health professionals and has served as consultant for government, business, educational, medical, and health organizations in the US, Canada, Australia, Spain, France, India, Germany, and the People's Republic of China.

Currently, Dr. Smith is developing a test for measuring "Paranormic Thinking."

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Dear Friends and Readers,

I'm pleased to announce that downloads of the entire 8-CD Mindfulness COMPLETE instruction series are now ABSOLUTELY FREE. These are the very same CDs I use with trainees, students, and clients and are based on the latest research at Chicago's Roosevelt University Stress Institute. Each is professional quality. Traditional price: $189. My hope is that by making direct audio instructions easily and conveniently available without charge, more people will explore the promise of relaxation and mindfulness. You can discover for yourself the primary discovery of 10 years of research: all approaches to relaxation, meditation and mindfulness are not the same, like generic aspirin tablets. Instead, different approaches have different effects. The entire package of download CDs includes:

• Simple Mindfulness (without preparatory relaxation warmup)
• Yoga Stretching followed by Mindfulness
• Progressive Muscle Relaxation followed by Mindfulness
• Breathing Exercises followed by Mindfulness
• Autogenics followed by Mindfulness
• Guided Imagery followed by Mindfulness
• Concentrative Meditation followed by Mindfulness
• Deep Body Relaxation (Progressive Muscle Relaxation + Autogenics only)

Experiment and explore! Pick an exercise that interests you. Try several. Remember -- different approaches work for different people. If you are seriously inspired to learn relaxation, mindfulness, meditation, or any approach to stress management, I recommend you consider my training manual, RELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS or any of the books listed on this website. All work with the free download instructions.

Download and enjoy!

Dr. Smith

Conditions for use: You are free to use any or all of these downloads for personal, clinical or scientific use. However, downloads must not be modified in any way and must be accompanied by this acknowledgment: "Permission for use has been granted by Dr. Smith. Copyright 2009,Jonathan C. Smith, PhD. All rights reserved. From: www.lulu.com/stress" Although relaxation exercises are generally safe for most people, some individuals should display simple common-sense precautions. Generally, relaxation training may involve a modest level of exertion, perhaps a little more than climbing a flight of stairs. You, and possibly your physician or nurse, should be aware of the following two precautions: • Some exercises involve bending, stretching, moving, tensing up muscles, or breathing deeply. Avoid any such exercise that could conceivably aggravate any physical pain, discomfort, injury, infection, illness, weakness, wound, or lesion. These include problems concerning skin, muscles, ligaments, bone, lungs, and nerves. • The relaxation techniques you will learn can evoke reductions in metabolic rate. This in turn may lower blood pressure and alter blood chemistry levels in such a way as to change the required dosage levels of prescription medications. • If any exercise makes you uncomfortable in any way, do not continue practicing it unless you have qualified professional assistance.




BOOKS, ARTICLES, RECORDINGS
RELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS   Second Edition

RELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS Second EditionRELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS Second Edition (book)

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This is a draft second edition of the critically acclaimed classic, Relaxation, Meditation & Mindfulness: A Mental Health Practitioner's Guide to New and Traditional Approaches published by Springer Publishing Company. I am making it available free (hard copy price covers manufacturing cost only; absolutely no royalties) to professionals and students for comments and feedback before submitting it to my publisher, Springer. Not a self-help manual. ***REVIEWS: "(T)he most complete instructional manual ever developed for mental health professionals." -- The American Psychological Association's PsycCRITIQUES (5/10/06) *** "...should be on the bookshelf of every serious practitioner...Smith is one of the leading practitioners and theorists on this topic." -- Paul Lehrer, PhD, Professor of Psychiatry, UMDNJ -- RWJ Medical School

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RELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS Essential Self-Training Guide

RELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS Essential Self-Training GuideRELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS Essential Self-Training Guide (book)

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This is a compact essential guide for those wishing to master the relaxation, meditation, and mindfulness exercises on this website. Presents simple step-by-step instructions for

  • Trying and comparing six basic approaches, and
  • Developing a personal program based on your needs and strengths.

    Click for FREE PROFESSIONAL DOWNLOADABLE MP3 EXERCISES
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    SRSI4  A Dynamic Model of Relaxation and Mindfulness

    SRSI4 A Dynamic Model of Relaxation and MindfulnessSRSI4 A Dynamic Model of Relaxation and Mindfulness (book)

    Print: $5.88

    Download: $0.25

    NEW VERSION!This is the latest version of Smith's theory of relaxation and mindfulness. Included are a summary of key theory ideas as well as inventories (SRSI4) and scoring keys. Note that this is a work-in-progress. I am making it available to professionals for free in order to obtain feedback and ideas. SRSI4 and SRSI3 assess the exact same R-States. However, SRSI3 also assesses stress states, and items are randomized. For SRSI4 items are organized into categories for easier client recognition. You may contact me at: Jonathan C. Smith, PhDstressinstitute@aol.com (312) 341-3753

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    RELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS - - RAVE REVIEWS"..."the most complete instructional manual ever developed for mental health professionals." -- The American Psychological Association's PsycCRITIQUES (5/10/06) - - - (CLICK TO DOWNLOAD REVIEW) "...should be on the bookshelf of every serious practitioner...Smith is one of the leading practitioners and theorists on this topic." -- Paul Lehrer, PhD, Professor of Psychiatry, UMDNJ -- RWJ Medical School

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    RELAXATION, MEDITATION                     & MINDFULNESS                   Free Internet Exercises

    RELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS Free Internet ExercisesRELAXATION, MEDITATION & MINDFULNESS Free Internet Exercises (book)

    Print: $49.16

    Download: $38.56

    A fun and easy guide to Dr. Smith’s RMM System -- a revolutionary and acclaimed approach to Relaxation, Meditation & Mindfulness. THIS IS THE FIRST PROGRAM WITH FREE ACCESS TO A PROFESSIONAL LIBRARY OF 8 FULL-LENGTH AUDIO EXERCISE DOWNLOADS. RMM training is based on 3 discoveries: (1) One size doesn't fit all. (2) It’s best to try many approaches (3) Individualize & personalize. In the past you would have to buy many CDs to find what's best for you, or hire a relaxation therapist -- inconvenient and costly options. RMM is a fresh new approach that's both comprehensive & inexpensive. Dr. Smith explains the secrets of effective home-training with free web-based exercises. He even directs you to 8 free complete audio downloads from his own extensive professional RMM library. Explore the possibilities. Create a relaxation, meditation & mindfulness that's right for you. Do this anytime, anywhere, and without the expense and inconvenience of CDs and personal trainers.

    Smith Relaxation States Inventory 3 (SRSI3)

    Smith Relaxation States Inventory 3 (SRSI3)Smith Relaxation States Inventory 3 (SRSI3) (book)

    Print: $12.03

    Download: $6.25

    For professional use. A comprehensive 38-item inventory for assessing 19 relaxation-related states. The SRSI3 is the same as the Smith Mindfulness, Meditation, and Relaxation Inventory (SMMRI). SRSI4 and SRSI3 assess the exact same R-States. However, SRSI3 also assesses stress states, and items are randomized. For SRSI4 items are organized into categories for easier client recognition.NEW VERSION AVAILABLESEE SRSI4 ABOVEFOR PERMISSION TO USE: stressinstitute@aol.com If no reply in 10 days, please email again.It is a violation of copyright laws to alter or modify this inventory without written permission from the author.

    Smith Stress Symptoms Inventory Series (SSSI)

    Smith Stress Symptoms Inventory Series (SSSI)Smith Stress Symptoms Inventory Series (SSSI) (book)

    Print: $5.73

    Download: $3.75

    An inventory for assessing somatic, cognitive, and emotional stress. For professional use only.FOR PERMISSION TO USE: stressinstitute@aol.com If no reply in 10 days, please email again.It is a violation of copyright laws to alter or modify this inventory without written permission from the author.

    Smith Relaxation Prediction Inventory EX (SRPI EX)

    Smith Relaxation Prediction Inventory EX (SRPI EX)Smith Relaxation Prediction Inventory EX (SRPI EX) (book)

    Print: $5.60

    Download: FREE

    The Smith Relaxation Prediction Inventory EX (SRPI EX) is an experimental questionnaire consisting of a range of questions that might initially predict success with and preference for subsequently presented relaxation exercises. Four groups of questions are included:

  • Relaxation goals and reasons for wanting to learn relaxation.
  • Personal attributes, strengths, and weaknesses
  • Relaxation history
  • Specific technique preferences This is an experimental inventory in the initial stages of development. No scales, norms, or psychometric statistics are available.

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    If no reply in 10 days, please email again.

    It is a violation of copyright laws to alter or modify this inventory without written permission from the author.

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  • Smith Relaxation Attitudes Inventory-Revised (SRAI-R)

    Smith Relaxation Attitudes Inventory-Revised (SRAI-R)Smith Relaxation Attitudes Inventory-Revised (SRAI-R) (book)

    Print: $6.88

    Download: $1.25

    For professionals. This inventory taps negative attitudes about relaxation training hythesized to interfere with trying or continuing with a relaxation practice.

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    If no reply in 10 days, please email again.

    It is a violation of copyright laws to alter or modify this inventory without written permission from the author.

    Smith Relaxation Evaluation Scale (SRES)

    Smith Relaxation Evaluation Scale (SRES)Smith Relaxation Evaluation Scale (SRES) (book)

    Print: $6.98

    Download: $1.25

    For professional use. This is a simple, three-item scale in which relaxation practitioners can rate the overall effectiveness of their relaxation technique.

    FOR PERMISSION TO USE: stressinstitute@aol.com

    It is a violation of copyright laws to alter or modify this inventory without written permission from the author. If no reply in 10 days, please email again.

    Seven Paranormal Beliefs

    Seven Paranormal BeliefsSeven Paranormal Beliefs (e-book)

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    The International Paranormal Project is an extensive research effort originating from Chicago's Roosevelt University Pseudoscience and Paranormal Lab. Our objective is to map the content, structure, sources, and consequences of adhering to or rejecting various paranormal claims. We plan to study diverse cultures, starting in Phase 1 with the United States. The research packet includes 9 specific 2-page questionnaires (a "demongraphics page" and a "paranormal belief questions page"). Each participant will get a different questionnaire. We invite inquires from researchers interested in taking part in this study. Contact: Jonathan C. Smith, PhD. jsmith@roosevelt.edu

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    Smith Paranormic Propensity Inventory Series: Beliefs Action (SPPIS: B )Version 09.09.09)

    Smith Paranormic Propensity Inventory Series: Beliefs Action (SPPIS: B )Version 09.09.09)Smith Paranormic Propensity Inventory Series: Beliefs Action (SPPIS: B )Version 09.09.09) (e-book)

    Download: FREE

    The Belief Actions Survey is an experimental questionnaire designed to evaluate the types of actions one is willing to take in the name of one's paranormal belief. Items are still under development.

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    DO IT YOURSELF STRESS / RELAXATION / MINDFULNESS WORKSHOP

    DO IT YOURSELF STRESS / RELAXATION / MINDFULNESS WORKSHOPDO IT YOURSELF STRESS / RELAXATION / MINDFULNESS WORKSHOP (multimedia download)

    Download: $11.95

    Professionals and students can now give a practical introduction to relaxation, meditation, and mindfulness. Explore the 6 universal family groups of relaxation: yoga, progressive relaxation, breathing, imagery, autogenics, imagery, and meditation. BASICS: All relaxation is not the same; different approaches have different effects. The best way to learn relaxation is not to impose one on everyone, but tailor a program that combines approaches. Includes technique demonstrations.

    For personal, classroom, or group workshop use. Length of full workshop: About 45 minutes. Length of concluding demonstration of six techniques: about 20 minutes. Use with the RELAXATION STATES MAP.

    You have permission to present this workshop for free or compensation, providing it is not altered in any way and you give this oral and written citation: "Created by psychologist Jonathan C. Smith (Copyright 2009). lulu.com/stress"

    RELAXATION STATES MAP

    RELAXATION STATES MAPRELAXATION STATES MAP (brochure)

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    Visual aids, handouts, and self-rating chart (to compare techniques) to be used with the DO IT YOURSELF WORKSHOP

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    Mindfulness COMPLETE                Yogaform Stretching

    Mindfulness COMPLETE Yogaform StretchingMindfulness COMPLETE Yogaform Stretching (multimedia download)

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    FREE! Yogaform stretching warmup (21 minutes) followed by mindfulness meditation (21 minutes). Total: 42 Minutes. MP3 download.Developed /recorded by Dr. Smith. Note: Left and right extremities (hands, arms, legs) simultaneously targeted. In the SARIS version (http://drsmith.deltalprinting.com), they are separately targeted. The SARIS version is recommended for yoga research. RECOMMENDED! RELAXATION, MEDITIATION & MINDFULNESS or RMM ESSENTIAL SELF-TRAINING GUIDE

    Download Yogaform_Stretching_and_Mindfulness.mp3Download for Free
    Mindfulness COMPLETE        Progressive Muscle Relaxation

    Mindfulness COMPLETE Progressive Muscle RelaxationMindfulness COMPLETE Progressive Muscle Relaxation (multimedia download)

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    FREE! Progressive muscle relaxation warmup (21 minutes) then mindfulness (21 minutes). Tot: 42 Minutes. MP3 download. Developed / recorded by Dr. Smith. Note: Left and right sides (hands, arms, legs) are simultaneously targeted. In the SARIS (http://drsmith.deltalprinting.com) and "Deep Body Relaxation" versions, they are separately targeted. The SARIS or Deep Body Relaxation versions are recommended for PMR research. RECOMMENDED! RELAXATION, MEDITIATION & MINDFULNESS or RMM ESSENTIAL SELF-TRAINING GUIDE

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    Mindfulness COMPLETE                                           Breathing

    Mindfulness COMPLETE BreathingMindfulness COMPLETE Breathing (multimedia download)

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    FREE! Breathing exercise warmup (21 minutes) followed by mindfulness meditation (21 minutes). Total: 42 Minutes. MP3 download.Developed and professionally recorded by Dr. Smith. This cd-length download is available without charge. If after trying this exercise you are seriously interested in mastering relaxation or mindfulness, I recommend any of the relaxation training manuals on this page. All will work with the free recordings offered here. RECOMMENDED!RELAXATION, MEDITIATION & MINDFULNESS or RMM ESSENTIAL SELF-TRAINING GUIDE

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    Mindfulness COMPLETE           Autogenics

    Mindfulness COMPLETE AutogenicsMindfulness COMPLETE Autogenics (multimedia download)

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    FREE! Autogenic training warmup (21 minutes) followed by mindfulness meditation (21 minutes). Total: 42 Minutes. MP3 download.Developed and professionally recorded by Dr. Smith. This cd-length download is available without charge. If after trying this exercise you are seriously interested in mastering relaxation or mindfulness, I recommend any of the relaxation training manuals on this page. All will work with the free recordings offered here. RECOMMENDED!RELAXATION, MEDITIATION & MINDFULNESS orRMM ESSENTIAL SELF-TRAINING GUIDE

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    Mindfulness COMPLETE                Imagery

    Mindfulness COMPLETE ImageryMindfulness COMPLETE Imagery (multimedia download)

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    FREE! Guided Imagery Warmup (insight imager) (21 minutes) followed by mindfulness meditation (21 minutes). Total: 42 Minutes. MP3 download.Developed and professionally recorded by Dr. Smith. This is a type of "insight imagery." An alternative CD of "sense imagery" is available at: http://drsmith.deltalpringing.com. This cd-length download is available without charge. If after trying this exercise you are seriously interested in mastering relaxation or mindfulness, I recommend any of the relaxation training manuals on this page. All will work with the free recordings offered here. RECOMMENDED!RELAXATION, MEDITIATION & MINDFULNESS RMM ESSENTIAL SELF-TRAINING GUIDE

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    Mindfulness COMPLETE                   Meditation

    Mindfulness COMPLETE MeditationMindfulness COMPLETE Meditation (multimedia download)

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    FREE! Concentrative Meditation warmup(21 minutes) followed by mindfulness meditation (21 minutes). Total: 42 Minutes. MP3 download.Developed and professionally recorded by Dr. Smith. This cd-length download is available without charge. If after trying this exercise you are seriously interested in mastering relaxation or mindfulness, I recommend any of the relaxation training manuals on this page. All will work with the free recordings offered here. RECOMMENDED! RELAXATION, MEDITIATION & MINDFULNESS or RMM ESSENTIAL SELF-TRAINING GUIDE

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    Mindfulness COMPLETE                    Simple Mindfulness

    Mindfulness COMPLETE Simple MindfulnessMindfulness COMPLETE Simple Mindfulness (multimedia download)

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    FREE! 20 minute mindfulness meditation without relaxation warmup. Traditional graduated exercises as outlined in RMM2. MP3 download. Developed and professionally recorded by Dr. Smith. RECOMMENDED! RELAXATION, MEDITIATION & MINDFULNESS or RMM ESSENTIAL SELF-TRAINING GUIDE

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    PROFESSIONAL Deep Body Relaxation

    PROFESSIONAL Deep Body RelaxationPROFESSIONAL Deep Body Relaxation (multimedia download)

    Download: $3.95

    PROFESSIONAL AUDIO INSTRUCTION DOWNLOAD

    A blend of progressive muscle relaxation, autogenic training, and passive letting go exercises. No mindfulness. For deep stress reduction. About 60 minutes. MP3 Developed and professionally recorded by Dr. Smith. Professional note: The first 26 minutes are pure progressive muscle relaxation, appropriate for deep clinical or research use.

    RELAXATION CD AUDIO INSTRUCTIONS

    RELAXATION CD AUDIO INSTRUCTIONSRELAXATION CD AUDIO INSTRUCTIONS (brochure)

    Print: $6.30

    The SARIS CD package includes professionally-mastered audio instructions for all approaches covered in professional and personal editions of Relaxation, Meditation and Mindfulness

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    Stress Management Today

    Stress Management TodayStress Management Today (book)

    Print: $29.58

    Download: $18.75

    A practical guide for the general public, clients, and students. Contains all stress management strategies used by Chicago’s Roosevelt University Stress Institute, including the latest on Dr. Smith's Renewal Theory:

  • Core causes of stress
  • Relaxation, meditation, mindfulness
  • Distorted negative thinking
  • Problem-solving
  • Assertiveness
  • Anger and aggression
  • Shyness
  • Stress, nutrition, and exercise
  • Environmental stress
  • Job stress
  • Crises & catastrophes
  • Numerous scientific questionnaires for technique mastery
  • Exercise instructions for yoga, progressive relaxation, breathing, autogenics, imagery, and meditation / mindfulness.
  • Making your own relaxation tape

    RECOMMENDED: Mindfulness COMPLETE downloads (lulu.com/stress. )(Note: A durable spiral-bound classroom version of SMT is available at this website)

  • ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY CERTIFICATES IN RELAXATION, MEDITATION, AND MINDFULNESS

    ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY CERTIFICATES IN RELAXATION, MEDITATION, AND MINDFULNESSROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY CERTIFICATES IN RELAXATION, MEDITATION, AND MINDFULNESS (brochure)

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    Chicago's Roosevelt University Stress Institute offers both Level 1 and Level 2 Certificates in Relaxation, Meditation, and Mindfulness. Both certificates are comprehensive and based on the system developed by Dr. Smith.

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    A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT

    Biblegrams? Spaghettigrams? Let me share with you a thought experiment that has become something of a hobby. What would happen we selected a list of absoutely meaningless phrases, and treated them as mysterious truths? What kind of web could one weave, just using the power of selective perception, bias, and personal distortion? What wisdom would one discover? Here are my modest efforts. CLICK HERE FOR MORE


    GOD SPEAKS The Pastafarian Quatrains

    GOD SPEAKS The Pastafarian QuatrainsGOD SPEAKS The Pastafarian Quatrains (book)

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    Jon Smith, noted anagramic archeologist, presents a discovery of monumental religious significance -- the Pastafarian Quatrains. The astonishing truth of this epic masterpiece is that each verse comes directly from the Deity, uncontaminated by human hands and fingers. The Quatrains consist of 128 anagram Spaghettigrams -- raw, direct, and unaltered -- from "flying spaghetti monster" Himself. Ponder the timeless battle between simple truth and obfuscating illusion. Contemplate sacred Spaghettigrams that are vivid, profound, and often sexually explicit and vulgar. Learn how to study and meditate; The impediments of anger and passion; and The stirring story of the Quatrain's hero, "Piggy." REVEALED: The astonishing truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pigasus, the two iconic figures of thoughtful skepticism. BONUS: The Original Spaghetti Pool, the 10,000 most meaningful utterances of the FSM! MORE:HOW TO BE A SPAGHETTIGRAM PSYCHIC! Quantum meaningfulness analysis: at least 70%.

    1,000,000 Verses Direct from the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    1,000,000 Verses Direct from the Flying Spaghetti Monster1,000,000 Verses Direct from the Flying Spaghetti Monster (book)

    Print: $29.20

    This remarkable book contains exactly 1,000,000 verses direct and uncensored from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That's 600 pages and 5,000,000 words. Revolutionary computer techology and groundbreaking artificial intelligence software from Europe have searched nearly 3,000,000 verses and identified 1,0000,000 as most profound. All are RANKED for meaningfulness, a claim no other world religion can make about its scriptures! Useful tool for intimidating disbelievers and squashing religious dissent. Excellent bedtime reading for insomniacs. A beautiful coffee table book or door stop. Close your eyes, and poke any page with a pencil to obtain your own personalized Spaghetti "reading." (Research yet to prove FSM readings less accurate than readings from astrology, Tarot cards, the Book of Revelation, or pig entrails.) WARNING: THIS IS AN ABSURDLY GIGANTIC HOLY BOOK GUARANTEED TO BAFFLE AND BEMUSE THE MOST SOMBER AND PIOUS SEEKER.

    THE BIBLE'S                     TRUE WORDS ON YOUR DEEPEST SECRET

    THE BIBLE'S TRUE WORDS ON YOUR DEEPEST SECRETTHE BIBLE'S TRUE WORDS ON YOUR DEEPEST SECRET (book)

    Print: $29.98

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    Here is a remarkably useful guide from the laboratory of one of the world's most famous anagramic archeologists, Prof. Jon Smith. Ever want to talk to a world-famous holy book about your deepest secret? What would this book say? What would others think of your conversation? For the first time here are authentic Biblical words on your deepest secret. This is made possible by an historic fusion of the latest artificial intelligence software from Europe, advanced computer hardware from China, and pioneering psychic reading techniques from Chicago. Contains the best 10,000 Biblegrams (anagrams) computer-selected from millions. This handy prayerbook-size edition fits snugly in your pants or blouse. Take it everywhere for emergency reference! (Free preview!!!)

    The BIBLE'S True Words on your DEEPEST SECRET

    The BIBLE'S True Words on your DEEPEST SECRETThe BIBLE'S True Words on your DEEPEST SECRET (book)

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    Hardcover Print: $132.20

    Here's a luxurious large print edition suitable for public display in places of worship. SPECIAL RED LETTER EDITION

    To spread these Words of Joy to all congregations, rich and poor, we are making the entire $102 RED LETTER EDITION available free as a download.

    Pseudoscience & Paranormal Online Library

    Pseudoscience & Paranormal Online LibraryPseudoscience & Paranormal Online Library (multimedia download)

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    YouTube clips, websites, podcasts.

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    The Pseudoscience and Paranormal Video Library

    The Pseudoscience and Paranormal Video LibraryThe Pseudoscience and Paranormal Video Library (multimedia download)

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    Links to videos, web pages, and podcasts of interest to students of pseudoscience and the paranormal

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