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In Bed with Myself

In Bed with MyselfIn Bed with Myself (book)

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The Artist D Shellhammer is back with his (or her) finest work yet! "In Bed With Myself" is a tell-all autobiographical self-help adventure. Throughout the story of becoming known as The Internet's First Super Star, D explains his life and the obstacles gone through to get to the top of the underground Internet fame game. With D's quick wit and hilarious story telling ability, "In Bed With Myself" will answer all your questions. How do you not become a flash in the pan? How do you create an Internet celebrity? How does it become your main income? The Artist D tells all from birth to rebirth in this exciting adventurous tale. Take charge of yourself to create who you really are. The Artist D did it and now you must learn from example!

Like a Goat in a Hail Storm

Like a Goat in a Hail StormLike a Goat in a Hail Storm (book)

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The Artist D Shellhammer's fifth literary release. Like a Goat in a Hail Storm is D's newest most fabulous and well-thought creation. In this volume D presents us with more insight into his plainly twisted and rough mind. This is D's unexpected return to writing.

Metamorphium, The Story of Cory Lords

Metamorphium, The Story of Cory LordsMetamorphium, The Story of Cory Lords (book)

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Take a journey from the back woods of Pottersville to the life of luxury. A story of a child's adventure to become better than all those who tried to destroy him. The twists and turns show our star that there is more to life than revenge. Like multiple personalities, rape, drag queens, and porn star best friends.

I'm so Hot! Can I Please Come Out Now?

I'm so Hot! Can I Please Come Out Now?I'm so Hot! Can I Please Come Out Now? (book)

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For near ten years the artist D Shellhammer has intrigued and tantalized us with his wide eyed wit and artistic creations. Now comes the release of this collection of scandalous never before released essays and articles. D invades our minds with his humorous, twisted, dark, sometimes simple and always debaucherous views on life in general.

In his new book D ponders the simple things in life. Why we are who we are. Most importantly always asking “why?” when no one else does. From Republicans to Homosexuality, he even tells us how to eat. D is no doubt the master of seeing things as they really are and viewing them with an open mind. Oddly enough that open mind brings us what would sound like naïve opinion. Never fear, D has a gift of putting everything in perspective and in the end admits that we are all, in some twisted way, equal.

A book that comes just in time when the world is spinning helplessly out of control and needs some twisted opinions to keep its head on straight.

Grüne Blume

Grüne BlumeGrüne Blume (book)

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Grüne Blume is the artist D [Shellhammer’s] coffee book collection of his photographic art and new 2005 poetry. Included within is photography taken on his tour across the United States, showing one of D’s strongest talents. Experience D in print as never before, full colour and totally uncensored. A small collection, yet so deep you can’t help but say, “Please?"

Transitions

TransitionsTransitions (book)

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In the late 1990's the artist D Shellhammer was busy paving his way through the Internet. Throughout many projects and personal websties D perfected his art. His forte and most appreciated art form was his poetry. Enjoyed and complimented by many, D's writing style was interested and accepted.

After a six-month hiatus in 2002 D Shellhamer undertook a retrospective project by putting together a collection of his most important and poetic works. This is that collection along with tributes to the D of the 90's.

Transitions Revamped is the 2005 re-release of D's poetry book. This final version includes a new preface written by the author's best friend and fellow Internet star, Necroraven. More photos (circa pre-2004) and bonus material are included.