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Print: $22.10 Part 3 of 3. Rosa goes to the mall in this sequel, accompanied by Mushmouth and Uncle Martin. Rosa goes about shopping the way everyone does, but Mushmouth and Martin are more interested in goofing off at the mall. In the end, no one is the winner, as Rosa went wild in the shops and needs help taking her things home. A hilarious story depicting the life of a woman and her animal friends.
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Print: $16.66 Kathy the kangaroo is invited to go on a spring trip to the beach with her friend Stanley and his class. For him, it's a business trip, for Kathy and Caroline, it's all for the fun! Caroline finds something she likes to do and Kathy finds something she likes. But for some reason, their fun is not what they had hoped for. See what happens in this hilarious adventure story.
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Print: $16.11 Swen and Odel are 2 rejected, smaller-than-other-gang-members animals that so badly want to be cool. So they find the coolest, biggest and toughest animal on the block, Rudolf. They want to join his gang, but Rudolf does not want anything to do with them. He mocks an initiation for Swen and Odel to make them think they can get into his gang, telling them to bring him some girls who work in a strip joint. The girls turn out to be Genny and Eva, but they are already taken by a nasty pimp who happens to be in the joint. Find out what happens.
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Print: $17.66 Part 2 of 3. This story is about Mushmouth, who is now all grown up, and decides to make a date with Martin to go to the movies. It is laughs all the way as they both run into some surprises.
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Print: $16.66 One of the masterpieces of UMG Productions, "I Want A Baby" is all about a young sifaka named Nora, who wants a baby of her own really bad, but does not know how to obtain one except to adopt those of other animals. Nora goes through quite a bit of heartache to get that desired child she always wanted. Her trials are illustrated in this story. Find out if and when she gets that most wanted youngster.
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Print: $23.10 Chapter 1 of 3 of a mini-series. Rosa is a young woman who lives with a farm load of animals in the country. Martin gives her this Deinognathus fawn named Mushmouth as a birthday gift one day, and Rosa raises him to an adult. This story is about how these two bonded.
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Print: $16.66 Swen and Odel are together looking for some fun and decide to go to a strip bar to have it, where they meet Genny and Eva, two highly-attractive girls who prove they are not as innocent as Odel and Swen thought.
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Print: $16.61 A 3-part story of Celina, a young lemur, who finds a very large egg in a rocky sandpile, she takes it home and it hatches. To her surprise, it's a baby tyrannosaurus rex! So, Celina keeps it as a pet. The baby grows and is very fond of Celina. And in fact saves her from some people who take advantage of her. See what happens in this classic tale of Celina and her unusual pet.
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Print: $16.66 The author has always been interested in the relationships in some predators and prey. Especially those of her own "Metazoica" site. This book is a very comical look at a relationship between a Tachypus (Tack-ee-pus) racer and a Deinognathus (Dy-no-na-thus) predator in the South American desert of 60 million years after man. This predator soon learns that trying to catch an animal that can sprint off at a speed faster than most cars is not easy. He has one problem after another after having one bad idea after another.
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Print: $16.11 This story is about a harbor seal who is scared of getting in the water. She can't do all the things seals were meant to do because of this phobia. Her best friend Greta, the walrus, tries to help her overcome her fears after she is nearly pulverized by a polar bear. Suddenly, it is anger for Paul the penguin that drives Sandy into the water, without even thinking.
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Print: $16.16 The first story where Katie and Caroline are together. After playing in a sandbox at the park, Katie finds a big, shiny ruber ball and they both go back home to play with it. Little do they know that Reginald is lurking around and plays a dirty trick on the two girls.
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Print: $17.61 The story of a curious young lemur who has his adventure by accidentally falling out of his bird house while trying to reach for a midnight snack. The night takes him all over, and somehow he comes across a man who runs a school of taxidermy! Well the youngster doesn't know this, but he has a bad feeling about it the whole time. But this trip wasn't a total loss, he makes a unique friend while there.
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Print: $16.06 Bandit and her friends are back, and Bandit's father has restored a broken-down sports car. Bandit knows all the bugs have not been worked out yet, but cannot seem to convince her friends that the car should not be run. They take the car anyway and go for a short drive and get into some trouble when they do.
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Print: $19.66 The story of a lanky lemur named Caroline, whose passion for old movie stars seems to escalate when she is home in bed with nothing else to do. However, her infatuation for these movie stars calms when she meets one of her own kind and falls in love again. The story is told by her friend Katie, who also lives with her.
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Print: $21.55 The story of Caroline and Wolfie, two of Bandit's roommates who take lessons riding horses together and are caught clowning around in class. Well, it's no different than how they behave in Bandit's house.
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Print: $17.55 A collection of comics collected over the years featuring the talents of several creators, including the one and only memorable creation put out by JenK, Inc., who collaborated with one of UMG's most talented authors to create the comic strip "Flash and His Cheap Sunglasses" in 1990.
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Print: $18.40 The short story of a baby palm civet who somehow knows she is not a cat and refuses to be treated like one by not eating her food.
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Print: $16.66 Caroline is back, and still as dim-witted as ever. This story is told by Caroline herself and follows what can happen when a looney lemur cannot sleep at night. Like all women, they think the entire underworld is after them. Watch what happens in this comical tale.
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Print: $19.11 The story of a Metazoic-style mongoose that is taken from the wild by a tragedy, and brought into captivity by a caring hunter. Then she wanders away from that house and stows away on a ship to the USA to become friends with Katie and Jasper. While there, her old instincts return to her to chase snakes. This story faced some controversy when it was originally released, but later when it was revised the controversy hanging over this story suddenly disappeared.
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Print: $19.10 The story of Bandit is told in this bedtime tale as told to her friend, Albino, who could not sleep. This story takes a retrospective look at Bandit and Reginald's growing-up years.
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Print: $17.60 The story of Jasper, the owner and custodian of the Halloween Hall castle, trying to get a job to save their home. Frankie, his companion and best friend, unwittingly volunteers to take the job with Jasper for babysitting. Little do they realize how tough this job is really going to be. It's scary fun waiting!
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Print: $17.06 The story of a baby lemur named Bucky who has quite a mega-adventure for a newborn baby right after he is brought home from the hospital. He has the adventure by way of an open doorway. Meanwhile, his mother Brandie is with a neighbor looking for him.
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Print: $19.66 The story of a mature bushbaby named Lucy who finds a baby otter shrew named Jafar who somehow got lost and wound up in New York. Lucy tries to find a way to get Jafar home, by getting him out of one predicament only to have him get involved in another. Jafar soon realizes that growing up and learning to fend for himself is tough work. It's a wonderful tale of a caring friendship between two very different animals.
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Print: $20.06 The story of a futuristic tyrant lemur who goes to live with a sheep farmer who has been plagued by a nasty leopard. When the lemur gets bigger, the farmer expects him to defend the flock against the leopard. At first he fails though.
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Print: $16.11 Cassie and her husband Tim have a baby and Mushmouth is staying home during the process, trying to keep the children and himself busy. The gang says hello to a new member at the end of the story.
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Print: $16.11 One of the first stories with Uncle Martin and his gang. This is also when his loyal and wily girlfriend Genny Genet makes her first appearance in UMG stories. This story is mainly about how these two met, when Genny visits Sydney from Hollywood, California.
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Print: $15.91 Martin and Genny are together again as Genny has entered a beauty contest, and Martin is the judge. See what happens in this hysterical novel.
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Print: $20.15 Anyone who has ever felt the agony of losing a pet can feel what I felt in this story about the time I got a blue heeler puppy and thought it would live for a long time. Unfortunately tragedy struck and I didn't get to keep her long. I struggled through the grief of losing her, and brought myself "back to life". The story has a happy ending however.
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Print: $18.40 Ever think about the funny names given to familiar birds? This book creates a managerie of puns on typical bird names. All are presented here in a humorous way.
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Print: $22.66 A UMG masterpiece. The story of a doe who lives in a zoo, and her fawn is taken away from her. After expressing anger at the zookeeper, she and some friends gather to search for her missing youngster. The story does have a surprise ending.
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Print: $19.70 Annabel is a wise animal who wants to share her wisdom with other animals. Here, she helps a guard dog whose self-esteem is shattered by a cat burglar named Toby. See if Annabel can help him get it back.
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Print: $38.50 From 2005 to 2007, I kept an online blog on MSN. Recently the blog has been taken down, but I've kept the memories. I have memories of when I was breeding chihuahua dogs for show purposes, and going to Hollywood to meet INXS at a taping of Rockstar: INXS. I also jotted down random thoughts I had every once in a while. It was a rough life, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Here you can read about those memories, in full detail including flashback paragraphs outlining what I was thinking as I wrote each entry.
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Print: $19.85 The story of two animals who are friends and live in the woods. One day they wake up and their world is different.
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