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Unbalanced Humors: Five IssuesUnbalanced Humors: Five Issues (book)

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The World's Finest Digital Humor Magazine is now the World's Finest Printed Humor Book! Unbalanced Humors: Five Issues compiles the first five issues (The Original Issue, the Patriotic Issue, The Pets Issue, The Music Issue, and the Down East Issue) of the best humor magazine you've probably never read (Unbalanced Humors), arranges them in chronological order, and bundles them up into one slim, convenient, non-habit-forming package. It's got over 160 pages of black-and-white comedic awesomeness, featuring such classic Unbalanced Humors his as: Jingo!; The N.E.D. X-500; Donkey vs. Elephant; Abner Greene Has a Lobster Dinner; Famous Historic Gravel Pits; E.M.O. Force; The Church of America; The Lost Journal Entries of Charles Darwin; ...and lots more! Warning: if you like crappy, watered-down humor, this book is not for you.

Unbalanced Humors: The Original IssueUnbalanced Humors: The Original Issue (e-book)

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This is the Original Issue of Unbalanced Humors, a totally amusing magazine of humorous and satirical things. Absolutely nothing in the universe is more original than this issue. If you download this issue, you will be an original person. Features a cartoon about an amnesiac, an originality test, and some pretty funny fake magazine covers.

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Unbalanced Humors: The Patriotic IssueUnbalanced Humors: The Patriotic Issue (e-book)

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Unbalanced Humors: The Patriotic Issue is, by far, the most patriotic issue in the entire Unbalanced Humors magazine series! Includes Church of America merchandise, An interview with Thomas Jefferson, and an exciting new board game called Jingo! And Abner Greene buys some flags and stuff.

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Unbalanced Humors: The Pets IssueUnbalanced Humors: The Pets Issue (e-book)

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Do you have pets? Do you laugh at your pets? Do you laugh at people who have pets? If you answered "Heck yeah!" to any of the previous questions, then Unbalanced Humors: The Pets Issue is for you. Features a schematic of the N.E.D. X-500 Personal Companion, some witty and surprisingly accurate translations of your cat's body language, some dirty comic strips that are pet related, and a short story about a leg-humping dog.

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Unbalanced Humors: The Music IssueUnbalanced Humors: The Music Issue (e-book)

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Tired of relying on American Idol for mockery of all things musical? Unbalanced Humors: The Music Issue is for you! The Music Issue will trash your hotel room and mispronounce the name of your hometown... that's how much it rocks. Features the illustrated adventures of E.M.O. Force, some fake album covers, an interview with Jesus about his new rap album, and a sweet band name generator.

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Unbalanced Humors: The Downeast IssueUnbalanced Humors: The Downeast Issue (e-book)

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Unbalanced Humors magazine loves down east Maine so much that it made a whole stinkin' issue about it! Beautiful coastline, economically depressed rural communities, excessive consumption of alcohol... all are ripe topics for humor! Features an essay by a mobster turned Maine ex-pat, a rundown of Maine's most legendary gravel pits, hilarious property listings, and some stuff about how great marijuana is. Oh, and Abner Greene tries to catch a lobster.