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Works of Vincent P. Lewis:
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Print: $10.10 Oscar Wilde is back and better than ever despite being dead. His post-humous remarks on current events, situations, relationships, politics, religion, etc. are vintage Wilde-isms. See for yourself.
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Print: $16.30 Download: $4.38 EVERY famous author has encountered rejection of his work. Therefore, you have not had access to these never before published works... until now. For the first time, in Volume One, you may now read these recently discovered literary treasures:
“Incident at a Drycleaner” by Ernest Hemingway;
Edgar Allan Poe’s “Letter to the Editor protesting local nuisance dogs;”
“Third Grade Diary Entry” from Sigmund Freud;
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s “Sherlock Holmes at Wal-Mart;”
Captain James T Kirk’s letter to a teacher, “Please excuse my son next Thursday;”
The uncensored ending of “Gone With the Wind;” and many more.
Each selection includes:
A brief biography, including a portrait of the author; the work itself in its original form;
and the official reason for the rejection.
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Print: $11.50 199 comments, observations, evaluations and insights from the incomparable and divine Oscar Wilde. The perfect gift for very few.
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Print: $15.96 Download: $5.00 Imagine an ordinary life, neither very happy nor particularly miserable until “a simple gift” changed everything. Now you are never able to buy regular gasoline without paying high-test prices. This happened to me, and I had to uncover the secret behind this gypsy curse. This is my life… I hope it is never yours
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Print: $17.20 Download: $3.75 We are most certain that you are all familiar with the famous story, “A Christmas Carol.” You know how Mr Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by four ghosts, that of Marley, his deceased partner in business, and then the three Spirits of: Christmas Past, Present, and To Come. And, as a consequence of these visits, and what he experienced, Scrooge resolved to reform his life. He promised to become a new man, filled with good fellowship, concerned for his fellow man, and so fourth, and so fifth. But did he keep his word after the day after Christmas or did he revert back to the "bah humbug" scrooge?
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Print: $16.28 Download: $3.75 Volume I of Oscar Wilde's collection of works. Included are the play Oscar co-authored with Eugene O’Neill, Who’s Afraid of the Long Day’s Journey into the Drawing Room. Also included are 199 of Oscar's remarks, opinions and observations. Your free samples of Oscar's post mortem observations:
- "AMERICA is a child of mother Europe. That the child has grown beyond the old world is its glory. That Europe has not kept up with America is her pride."
- "To CONFESS one’s sins in public is the easiest way to keep one’s friends close… and interested."
- "TRAVEL is one of my favorite activities. Its primary charm is that the by the time you realize that one place is truly boring you have already left it for another."
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Oscar also penned a short story in this hilarious Collection of Oscar Wilde's works from beyond the grave.
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Print: $15.18 Download: $3.75 This play takes place 10 minutes after Adam and Eve are asked to leave the Garden of Eden. Adam is having trouble dealing with Eve so a talking Dog joins the pair to give Adam help. This is a hilarious first look at the battle of the sexes, not to mention man's best friend.
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Print: $15.62 Download: $3.75 A play that combines, in unequal parts, “The Wizard of Oz,” the Brady Bunch, “Antigone” and the 2000AD Presidential election, and you have this ancient Greek musical comedy. Elevator needs to go home to Corinth, while three candidates try to become king of Thebes. Perhaps the “Wonderful Philosopher of Olympus” can help.
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Print: $14.76 Download: $3.75 The Marx Brothers did more than make movies, as they also appeared in live plays. This one, from 1937, is a hilarious spoof of "A Mid-Summer's Night Dream," among others of Shakespeare's works. Groucho is Tylenol, the King of the Fairies, while Chico is Aleve, a rustic shepherd. They meet in the enchanted forest of reversals, where the opposite of what is intended usually occurs. So they each decide to pursue the ladylove of the other, from whom they receive lessons on how to win a female heart. You can imagine the results no, trust me, actually you cannot. As you no longer can see the live play, you will have to read this to see what happens. This is a necessary addition to the collection of any Marx Brothers fan
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Print: $15.14 Download: $3.75 A play starring Groucho Marx as Romeo; Chico and Harpo as Juliet's parents; and Colombo the Medieval police detective who investigates. Then add “The Dating Game, Italy 1340AD.”
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Print: $15.36 Download: $3.75 SHERLOCK HOLMES SOLVES HIS THREE MOST DIFFICULT CASES IN THIS HUMOROUS PLAY THAT IS SURE TO HAVE YOU LAUGHING. THE MOST PECULIAR CASE OF THE SENILE DETECTIVE OR THE CASE OF THE DARK BLUE STAIN) BY A CONAN THE BARBARIAN) DOYLE INCLUDES DOCTOR WATSON, ABIGAIL EGG ROLL AND GENERAL TSAO CHICKEN.
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Print: $14.54 Download: $3.75 This play offers an explanation for EVERY problem in modern life, one of which begins when the star fails to show for the performance, and the other actors have to re-enact arts of his life. This is a gentle but sharp satire on prejudice, and an outright appeal for compassion, with a reason for keeping hope alive
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Print: $15.24 Download: $3.75 This play of "The Christmas Carole” of Dickens (who appears in this production) ends one day too soon. Scrooge's good intentions REALLY take effect on Dec 27, when he gives money to charity, makes mankind his business, helps the Crachet family, and Tiny Tim is operated on… and everything goes as horribly wrong as if Stephen King wrote the story
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Print: $15.00 Download: $3.75 Tim is a guy with a long series of internet dating disasters. Linda is his newest contact, and is convinced that she can "help" him. When
they meet, for the first time, virtual Tim, and "the Other Women" reenact his social-life defeats. The war between the sexes has gone
hi-tech, and the conflicts are now taking place in cyberspace, but the problems are the same, and as funny, as ever.
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Print: $15.34 Download: $3.75 A play about the earliest known ancient Greek musical comedy… about eternal damnation and human sacrifice. Hippopotamus, home from the wars, has two days to sacrifice “that which he holds most dear” to Zeus, or spend eternity in Hell. An original source of the (ancient) comedy of Abbot and Costello.
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Print: $14.82 Download: $3.75 If OUR nightmares are often like the ordinary life of the pirate (with violence, danger, death and robbery) then what would a PIRATE’S nightmare be like? Find out in this play when a pirate captain's ship is turned into a floating library, and a lady librarian takes over, and he is forced to become her assistant.
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About the Author:
Two time TANYS (Theater Arts New York State) prize winner.
A picture (of Dorian Gray) is worth an entire book. One of Washington is only worth the dollar upon which he is. So, this one of me is probably worth somewhere in between the two.
As you are probably going to judge me solely by my appearance anyway, why waste, in this place, interesting lies to describe a tedious life?
After all, truth lives naturally, but lies require the effort of creation and the subsequent labor of delivery.
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