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INANNA'S REVENGE: The Return of the Anunnaki

INANNA'S REVENGE: The Return of the AnunnakiINANNA'S REVENGE: The Return of the Anunnaki (book)

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BEFORE MODERN RELIGIONS, INANNA, SUMERIAN GODDESS OF LOVE, AND HER ANUNNAKI DEITIES RULED EARTH. SHE'S BACK, AND SHE'S MAD AS HELL AT PRIESTS FOR THE SENSELESS OPPRESSION OF WOMEN IN THE NAME OF GOD. WHITLEY HODGES' URBAN FANTASY BREACHES THE WALLS OF SEXISM AND STUPIDITY DISPLAYED BY ALL-MALE PRIESTHOODS WHO FEAR WOMEN, THEIR MENSTRUAL FLAG, AND CHILDBIRTH. INANNA CALLS FOR A GRAND ASSEMBLY OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM'S RULING ANUNNAKI TO GIVE HER BOTH LEGAL AND EQUITABLE RELIEF AGAINST THE PRIESTS OF THE WORLD WHO HAVE ENSLAVED, TORTURED, AND KILLED WOMEN BECAUSE THEIR SCRIPTURES ORDAIN THEM TO BE LESS THAN THE MALE OF THE SPECIES. WHITLEY HODGES REVEALS THE TRUE IDENTITIES OF MOSES AND AARON. HE REVEALS THE TRUE CULPRIT IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN AS TO "ORIGINAL SIN," AND HOW WOMEN HAVE BEEN MADE SCAPE GOATS. INANNA'S HAD ENOUGH - SHE GOES TO TRIAL! THE SATIRE IS WILD AND ZANY AS IT POKES FUN AT THE PERVERTED, EFFEMINATE, LYING, MALICIOUS, FRAUDULENT, AND SOMETIMES CRIMINAL PRIESTHOODS.

REVENGE OF THE TRUCKERS

REVENGE OF THE TRUCKERSREVENGE OF THE TRUCKERS (book)

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BIGGER THAN LIFE! A STUPENDOUS REVELATION! THE MOST ORIGINAL NOVEL OF THE YEAR! THE TRUTH ABOUT AMERICAN LAWYERS ERUPTS WITH VOLCANIC FORCE! SUPERBLY ACTED! A CINEMA VERITÉ MAGNIFICENTLY FILMED! TOWERING ABOVE ALL OTHERS! RAW! HOT WHORES AND COLD CASH! THE AUTHOR REVEALS THE TRUTH ABOUT THE HARDENED CRIMINALS, THIEVES, PROSTITUTES, AND SEXUAL PERVERTS OF THE DEEP SOUTH --AND THAT’S JUST AMONG THE LAWYERS AND JUDGES! KING GEORGE III—AS A DASTARDLY ACT OF REVENGE—SENT MANY BRITISH LAWYERS TO HIS AMERICAN COLONIES WHERE THEIR DESCENDANTS CONTINUE TO WREAK HAVOC ON SOCIETY. A TRUCKER SHOWS AMERICA THE FINAL SOLUTION: THE REVENGE OF THE TRUCKERS! WHITLEY HODGES STRESSES ONE THEME: SEX IS A VERY, VERY FUNNY ACT—EVEN WITH LAWYERS! Contains the Novella LAWYERS TO AMERICA which is the story of how King George III of England cursed America following the Revolutionary War. The novella intermeshes with REVENGE OF THE TRUCKERS.

THE SKIES OF PHEXERIA

THE SKIES OF PHEXERIATHE SKIES OF PHEXERIA (book)

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MAN HAS ALWAYS LONGED FOR AN ESCAPE FROM THE WORLD AROUND HIM. HE HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO FLEE FROM SOCIETY, AND AVOID BIRTH, DEATH, AND UNCERTAINTY AS TO HIS FINAL RESTING PLACE. RELIGION WAS INVENTED TO GIVE HIM SPIRITUAL LIFE INSURANCE. WE CAN SEE THE IMPACT THE HERCULES OBJECT HAD ON THE RELIGIOUS MINDS OF EARTH. THEY FEARED THAT A GOD WAS APPROACHING. SO THEY ALL TORE-OFF INTO SPACE TO MEET AND SUPPLICATE THE APPROACHING GOD OR BRING ABOUT THEIR DOOM. WHITLEY HODGES WEAVES A STORY ABOUT A SECOND WAR BETWEEN THE SOLAR NATIONS AND THE CONFEDERATION OF INCARNATE NATIONS THAT EXIST IN THE KUIPER BELT. THIS TIME THEY FACE DIEGO CANTRELL LESANTALO, ONE OF THE DEADLIEST RULERS OF THE CIN, AND THEIR ASTRON TERRORIST ALLIES. IT IS THE STORY OF DEX ADAMAN AND HIS FAMILY OF HIGHLY EDUCATED NAVAL OFFICERS AND WARRIORS OF THE SOLAR FORCES. AN ADULT AND SENSUOUS STORY ABOUT THE INTENSE LIVES AND LOVES OF THE ADAMAN FAMILY IN THE FACE OF THE BIGGEST EVENT IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.

SEAN'S HANDBOOK OF FASCISM (2010 Edition)

SEAN'S HANDBOOK OF FASCISM (2010 Edition)SEAN'S HANDBOOK OF FASCISM (2010 Edition) (book)

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SEAN, a New York City BadgerNews Cable Television Network broadcaster for the ultra-right of America, writes a handbook of fascism following the Republican Party's train wreck in 2008 when they lost the election to a black man who occupied their White House in 2009. This is the 2010 edition of his handbook which contains his personal cares, concerns, and guidelines as to how to use Republican Party fascist techniques to regain the White House in 2012.

ANN IN FASCIST PURGATORY

ANN IN FASCIST PURGATORYANN IN FASCIST PURGATORY (book)

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The story of a New York City blond, blue-eyed, bitch, lawyer and Uber-slut of propaganda for the Republican Party during its 2000-2008 fascist train wreck. She has an accident and goes to Fascist Purgatory where she meets some real fascists . . .

THE WORD OF GAWFF

THE WORD OF GAWFFTHE WORD OF GAWFF (book)

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--This scripture was found carved on a rock near the Augusta National Masters Golf Course in Augusta, Georgia. --Whitley, being divinely inspired, sought-out spiritual knowledge which would enable him to translate and comment on the Scriptures' profound words. Finally, he felt qualified to write his Commentaries on The Word of Gawff - Testamento Antiguo. --A former over-the-road 18-wheel truck driver, and a recovering lawyer, Whitley is also a Board Certified Alligator Whisperer who ingests large quantities of ethneogenic and sacred Irish Stout given to him in beverages vended by the Scared Gawff Cart Girls. --Verily, Whitley has said "If you do not have a Celtic zany bent, and you do not get a thrill from a whipped stick striking a small white pill, and causing it to hiss through the air over a 6,000-yard long sheep pasture — well, there's always Suicide Bikini Frisbee matches and bungee jumping."

WHITLEY HODGES INTERSTATE HIGHWAY AND ELECTRIC GRID ETHANOL PLANS

WHITLEY HODGES INTERSTATE HIGHWAY AND ELECTRIC GRID ETHANOL PLANSWHITLEY HODGES INTERSTATE HIGHWAY AND ELECTRIC GRID ETHANOL PLANS (book)

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Whitley Hodges has two revolutionary plans: (1) Plant the Interstate Highways and (2) plant the Electric Grid right-of-ways with biomass suitable for ethanol production. With 47,700 miles of highways and 157,000 miles of right-of-ways, there is plenty of land for the program.